I wanted to better myself so I went to college
But all the knowledge in the world couldn't keep me from falling
And now the weed is calling, call it fucking myself or sodomy
I got the speed, ecstasy, and a whole lot of seed
So now it's time for me to please her, teach her because I have a mind like Caeser
Then I'll go on to leave her while I listen to a song by Seether
Keyed her car just to proceed to beat her
Squeeze her 'til I eat her, then I knee her in the head on accident while I take off her t-shirt
Shit, I got wife beaters all stacked in the trunk
A shirt for each day, just in case she decides to attack and get buck
So get fucked while I go on to spark up six blunts
And I'm sparking them at the same time because one is no longer enough
You're tame as a Wayne or Drake rhyme or a song that is dubbed
And I'm sitting here going insane as a brainless guy because my bong is stuck
Up in between the seats of her boyfriend's truck
This joy toy is fucked if we get pulled over just like his girl is such
A nasty little slut who would probably take it up her butt
And now I'm blasting "No Love" while she's giving it up
I'm trapped by this chick's mouth, I'm living in cuffs
Distracted by her friend now I'm having trouble getting it up
But fuck it there's two of you, so why don't you both shit in a cup?
Sorry, chick, but I like her better
So make your way to me, trick, just lose the sweater
And don't worry about your gal pal, girl, just come with me Heather
Shit, let me get her up out of her leather
What's the weather, because you seem to be getting wetter!
When will this all end because I'm already getting fed up
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