My dad is a Jew but my mother's a Catholic
I chose her religion, and she's fuckin' ecstatic
But she wanted me to follow the bible sincerely
I tried but I barely spent time at a hearing
On Sunday, I'd rather do anything else
She kept saying "Go, ‘cos the penalty's hell"
Mum’s nagging then started to get on my nerves
Banned T.V, 'cos I'm liking stuff better than Church
My dad realises I’m not the heavenly sort
All he ever wanted is for me to never eat pork
Then I died.. it turned out she'd been right all along
God’s real and I wish I’d been righting my wrongs
I asked if there’s a way I can get into heaven
He said "no way in hell you will ever be let in,"
People warned me, but I thought that they were mistaken
Oh well..... I can finally eat bacon..... with Satan
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