You have less eye for talent than a guy missing his right eye
Trying to shoot a flying fly in a pimped up drive-by!
This is what happens if you fuck with the best
If you were a cat and i was a bird, you'd try attack me and get stuck in the nest!
Whatever i write is never as good as it could be
You normally say that it's a bitten rip off of "Love Me"!
I'll give you a fucking nutjob
Then get them cut off, then maybe you'll fuck off!
The only time i appear talented is when i'm being lyrical
Otherwise i run away from people, because i fear 'em all!
Hey, in chemistry, a friend said to me
"Hey, let's make a poisonous substance, come on Kez, let's see!"
Ima stab you in the asshole with a razor blade
That's been infected with fucking AIDS for days!
Cause such a mess it's such a crazy rage!
And no, see that stuff? Bitch it isn't mayonaise
[Chorus]
Yeah, pretty much all of this is, ficticious
But i couldn't honestly give a fuck how popular this bitch is
Almost all of them, me included, aint really this vicious
We don't hang around and fucking brick windows
Try to rap as good as me, you'll get fuckin' big blisters
My rap's so magic, i can trick wizards
When i rap, the talent causes thick fissures
So think what you want, cause it's just what you think, it is
While most of you are from America, i'm from Stoky Stoke
I'm fucking full of the lowest hope
Cause nobody gives a shit what i wrote, oh no!
They're more interested in their hopeless jokes
Pin you down and kick you inbetween the legs with Nikes
You think i'm talking truth? Fuck, it ain't really so likely!
To believe that you must really be stupid
What the hell was your SAT level? 2, 3?
Regardless, you notice me and say "he's harmless!"
So you chase me down the street with your dog's green harness!
Yes, i must obviously be an angry youth
Cause i don't dream of bumming the sluts i know and hate, and don't wear "manly shoes"
I've lost every battle since i came here
So don't bother pointing that out, so you might as well not say, queers!
But still, if you gotta i suppose you will if you wanna
Beat you open with a shopping till, get a dollar!
[Chorus]
Yeah, pretty much all of this is, ficticious
But i couldn't honestly give a fuck how popular this bitch is
Almost all of them, me included, aint really this vicious
We don't hang around and brick windows
Try to rap as good as me, you'll get fuckin' big blisters
My rap's so magic, i can trick wizards
When i rap, the talent causes thick fissures
So think what you want, cause it's just what you think, it is
Heed the message.
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