Just something

[Kez]

You don't talk Jefferies, you spit, you lisp
Need sleep? Go to sleep at six, you dick
Cause if you fall asleep in Science you need some shit to stick
Up your nose, medication, go an sniff glue sticks
Do i give two shits? But maybe he is too thick
To even be aware of how almost all of us think you're sick
Mathematical equations like he did cool tricks
Maybe he just hates Science, Gill would be just too pissed
To realise you still got an A, wouldnt frig you bitch
You think about Laura in Science? I think you did
Maybe that's why when you woke up you were pink, ooh shit!
You hang with us you sad loser but through thick through thin
We been through shit like when you smashed your calculator, look what you did to him!
It smashed into two thousand and sixty two bits
We looked you in the face and saw you were pissed, you bitch
You think it makes you cool? You're about as cool as the shit on this shoe is!

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The guy this is aimed at is just some guy we (me and some friends) know who is our age and:
Thinks he has found his "soulmate"
Has a lisp
Fell asleep in Science
Smashed his calculator to try to prove how cool he was
Loves Maths

Oh, and Laura is the girl he thinks is his "soulmate"