Greg and Lilz, i've been patient with you like McCartney with Heather Mills
Fuck slitting your wrist, cut your brain open with eleven drills!
I've waited too long, now i'm about to waste you two mongs
Now ima tell the internet how i didn't make you, through song!
Went to Trentham Gardens, Lauren invited me so i thought, yeah the less i started
To tell myself somethin would go wrong, the more the tempt to get in the car an'
Go, at the start i felt like a contented artist
But by the end all i felt was fucking contempt for heartless
Assholes like you Greg, rap's all i do Greg
I hate being called a chav by a few smegs like Greg and Lil, that's all you've said?
Do you realise you gave people another joke to repeat
Till my hope'd be beat, but i still got this notion to speak
Lauren defends you at times, but as long as i've sent you these rhymes
I can relax safe in the knowledge that i'm content to unwind
You said fuck my music, so i'll let you fuck mine
This joke's blown up as big as Africa, and it's just as sucked dry!
[Chorus X2]
So dear fuckers, take your queer lookers and go to some feared hookers
Outside wherever it is you go at the end of your weird fuckin'
Week, go suck a deer's udders, till you feel like you can't hear stutters
When i put this rap to your ear and scream "DEAR FUCKERS!"
My mind is a pencil, my life is the stencil
I trace over it, but sometimes the fact is my rhymes invent all
This shit, but not this time, they're tellin this truth
If you piss me off and i go to a mic booth, you're headin to hell in a booth
No remorse for your actions, no recourse or reactions
You're like a horse with a cat's end, remorsefully crap, bent
Exploding inside, the rage is a moment from like
Inploding my eyes, but instead it's folding on by
Bein bottled up, picture the scene from the bottom up
A kid who's been jipped since he was concieved from his momma's puss!
Who's genius isn't honoured, fuck, you just see me as a chav
What a genius you could have been but that's made you seem that fuckin bad!
To be honest i feel bad myself cause even though you've called me chav, by hell
I still don't like insulting back, it's makes me crap as well!
And people will probably have a go at me, but so it seems
That nobody will notice me, so i direct this insult at you hopelessly!
[Chorus X2]
So dear fuckers, take your queer lookers and go to some feared hookers
Outside wherever it is you go at the end of your weird fuckin'
Week, go suck a deer's udders, till you feel like you can't hear stutters
When i put this rap to your ear and scream "DEAR FUCKERS!"
Greg lookin an idiot with his hair in his eyes
He can't keep up with a snare whereas i, can easily, he can't repair what he's tried
How is it fair, that after their fuckin souring stare
I am not allowed to respond, i won't allow it, it's their
Way of gaining revenge and i won't not say this to stay as your friend
Lauren, so if you hate me i'll say it again: it's their way of gaining revenge!
How can i be scrutinized for responding after two or like
3, i'm not sure, but that many years of you bein dykes!
God i fuckin hate you, my luck has waved too
Cause i'm the one who's still suffering from the joke most just put away, you
Couldn't understand, now i'm just another man
Who is ashamed to wear what he wants for fear of looking like a fuckin chav!
It's changed the way i'm seen by friends, it's like i've been to my end
Then come back from it washed clean of my trends!
And don't have a go at me for responding to your taunts and jips
Cause i've had to be living with this haunting shit, it's like running a gauntlet, bitch!
[Chorus X2]
So dear fuckers, take your queer lookers and go to some feared hookers
Outside wherever it is you go at the end of your weird fuckin'
Week, go suck a deer's udders, till you feel like you can't hear stutters
When i put this rap to your ear and scream "DEAR FUCKERS!"
You want a chav? You want me to hate you?
Fine. This is the result.
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I can't be bothered to explain this.