Vice Versa

[Kez]

I'm hanging outside the newsagents, drugs? I do take 'em/
Or at least in my mind i do, man is that true or fake? Shit/
A rapper young as fuck and you can take that fungus but/
You'll still be the same wack idiot, and you can bung us up/
In a group of wack emcees but have i given a fuck?/
No! Now you should shut up and just listen up!/
You're nothing, we are! If i don't get signed to a label/
If they reject me, i'll just have them lie on a table/
How many times? Man this is the final song able/
To tell the truth to you online, fuckin wireless, not cables!/
I'm calm i'm steady, don't wanna slit his eyes out/
But who is gonna fucking suck this time, i? Wow!/
Now i wanna break ya neck and fuckin rape ya! (Check!)/
All left to tick off now is to kill you and just create respect!/
I'm posting this but i'm hiding under my chair/
Closing me eyes trying to ignore this fucking nightmare!

[Chorus]
For all the bastards who hate me
It works vice versa
I write diss tracks daily
Kill ya so much it's like murder
You more a bully than Bailey
It's hard to find words ta
Describe it, to all the gits who think i'm gay see
It works vice versa!

Lead you into a dark room, blindfold/
And smash your fucking head open with a damn lightbulb/
All these arguments i have are like the chronicles of Kez/
You act so high and mighty, i bet you got a monacle and friends/
Who think anyone except them is just the scum of the earth!/
Ahaha! Please stop, that's so funny it hurts!/
So tell Iran not to bother going nuclear/
Cause i'm blowing you up, lyrically massacring you here/
Smashing your face in, no longer do you have two ears/
So you won't hear me when i just shout "Happy New Year!"/
Rip you open, sew you back shut again! Clothes with stitches?/
You'll be so maimed that people won't know the difference!/
Moan about my mic? If you care so much why don't ya buy me one?/
Exactly, you dont care, you're just trying, from/
The day that i saw you i knew the idea you had/
Well this should shut you up, i know a guy, queer with your dad!/

[Chorus]
For all the bastards who hate me
It works vice versa
I write diss tracks daily
Kill ya so much it's like murder
You more a bully than Bailey
It's hard to find words ta
Describe it, to all the gits who think i'm gay see
It works vice versa!

I want a rap song so brilliant nobody can even kill it/
It's resilliant to idiots and it's fucking ill and/
Fills in the gaps i've left, like my feelings on you all/
Asking myself, why are you being so cruel?!/
Fuck rapping apparently i suck badly/
It's sad to note that now the game has an upped ante/
Aint got much chances and to have it put frankly/
All you haters just jealous, face it, you're just rambling!/
With a set of whores who hate me and these metaphors/
I get the four lines out quicker and get better more!/
I wanna tether yall to a post at the river Severn or/
Maybe take you to a cliff blindfold, and let you fall!/
I'm just a mastermind who's a tad behind/
On how i'm supposed to rap, do the bastards mind?/
Of course they do, but if i've ever given a shit/
Then i solemly swear to stick my dick in a pit!/

[Chorus]
For all the bastards who hate me
It works vice versa
I write diss tracks daily
Kill ya so much it's like murder
You more a bully than Bailey
It's hard to find words ta
Describe it, to all the gits who think i'm gay see
It works vice versa!