Eminem Story (Titles are now listed!!)

by 4D » Jan 2nd, '07, 19:33

I was very bored in work last night, tryin to think of a rhyme concept. Was gonna do something about hip-hop, but, then this idea came to me. It's not a rhyme, but it's definitely creative writing. I`ve put almost all of Eminems noteworrthy songs into one story. Give it a read, post some feedback and if you're up to the challenge, tell me how many titles you found in it. (I know how many)

It`s only songs that Eminem appears in or are on his albums.

Hi, My name is Marshall Mathers remember me? Well, I`m back from Amityville. Flew as the world turns with my band, from Pakistan to white America, searchin' for D12 World. I must have brain damage to just lose it like toy soldiers in a mosh. For fack sake, makes me wanna puke, I feel lonely like the kids in our house when I`m gone. Who knew that that shit can happen to me, I was dead wrong, and now I`m rock bottom with a criminal guilty conscience. I just don`t give a fuck, if i had a pint of the sauce and a jar of purple pills I'd smack that nail in the coffin. I'm shady when I`m cleaning out my closet but I`m not a quitter, 'cause hey lady your filthy, and I`ve been patiently waitin' for you to shake that ass like that so I can git up in it with my big weenie. Cause I got nuttin to do but let my balls emulate superman's, no drips when I'm dumpin' cum on everybody till I collapse and you go to sleep. You don`t know what's the difference between a mockingbird and a rabbit runnin 8 miles up the yellow brick road, when you wake at 6 in tha mornin' in the pale moonlight and my dad's gone crazy on you in my first single bed in the lounge. He's my renegade role model, we ain't playin, our infinite evil deeds are never enough until you lose yourself respect or we kill you. We shine and we're back in business public enemy no.1 & 2, to bully and square dance where words are weapons. We're hustlers and hardcore into murder murder and we'll never stop the shit till hell freezes over. But, if you skimmed through sayin they're they go, got it twisted and forgot about Dre I still don`t give a fuck, you can fuck off girls. Too late to say what you say or sing for the moment when we bring our boys, cos when bad meets evil you're hellbound like fuckin backstabbers in scary movies. And it's my fault cos i`m never too far from rain man, and I`ll hurt you with no apologies when I`m crazy in love with fight music, cos without me and jimmy crack corn there is no drug ballad.

There all in the correct order, so you'll be able to see the hidden ones!

1....My name is
2....Marshall Mathers
3....remember me?
4....I`m back
5....Amityville
6....as the world turns
7....my band
8....stan
9....white America
10..searchin'
11..D12 World
12..brain damage
13..just lose it
14..like toy soldiers
15..mosh
16..fack
17..puke
18..kids
19..our house
20..when I`m gone
21..Who knew
22..that shit can happen
23..dead wrong
24..rock bottom
25..criminal
26..guilty conscience
27..I just don`t give a fuck
28..if i had
29..the sauce
30..purple pills
31..smack that
32..nail in the coffin
33..I'm shady
34..cleaning out my closet
35..quitter
36..lady
37..filthy
38..patiently waitin'
39..shake that ass
40..ass like that
41..git up
42..big weenie
43..nuttin to do
44..my balls
45..emulate
46..superman
47..drips
48..dumpin
49..cum on everybody
50..till I collapse
51..go to sleep
52..You don`t know
53..what's the difference
54..mockingbird
55..rabbit run
56..8 mile
57..yellow brick road
58..6 in tha mornin'
59..pale moonlight
60..my dad's gone crazy
61..crazy on you
62..my first single
63..lounge
64..renegade
65..role model
66..we ain't
67..infinite
68..evil deeds
69..never enough
70..lose yourself
71..kill you
72..We shine
73..we're back
74..business
75..public enemy no.1
76..bully
77..square dance
78..words are weapons
79..hustlers and hardcore
80..murder murder
81..stop the shit
82..till hell freezes over
83..kim
84..they're they go
85..got it twisted
86..forgot about Dre
87..I still don`t give a fuck
88..fuck off
89..girls
90..say what you say
91..sing for the moment
92..bring our boys
93..bad meets evil
94..hellbound
95..fuckin backstabber
96..scary movies
97..my fault
98..never too far
99..rain man
100..I`ll hurt you
101..no apologies
101..crazy in love
102..fight music
103..without me
104..jimmy crack corn
105..drug ballad.

by **MoBrat** » Jan 2nd, '07, 19:49

holy shit dude i gave up at like 40 something damn good job tho mad props 4 doing all that :worship:

...how long did that take u 2 write???

EDIT:its like 82 im probably off by 1 or 2 but thats a lot 2 count

by 4D » Jan 2nd, '07, 19:58

MoBrat wrote:holy shit dude i gave up at like 40 something damn good job tho mad props 4 doing all that ...how long did that take u 2 write???

EDIT:its like 82 im probably off by 1 or 2 but thats a lot 2 count

More than 82, and thanks!

Took me a few hours, but, that wasn`t constant, inbetween working too.

by **Inzanity** » Jan 2nd, '07, 20:04

I did something similar to this b4 but never posted it here but I took all of the titles of his songs from all of his albums including the D12 albums and I made a Eminem tribute then I did the same thing with all of the songs from Tupac's albums but anyway I like it it's pretty sick

by **Ethos** » Jan 2nd, '07, 20:06

i didnt want to count yet. but i noticed you put a lot of the rare eminem titles in there.
that's tight. :smoking:

by 4D » Jan 2nd, '07, 20:12

EmptyPromises wrote:I did something similar to this b4 but never posted it here but I took all of the titles of his songs from all of his albums including the D12 albums and I made a Eminem tribute then I did the same thing with all of the songs from Tupac's albums but anyway I like it it's pretty sick

Cool, i'd like to see that.

Yeah, thanks syanied, have to remember the rare ones too! :8)

by **Inzanity** » Jan 2nd, '07, 20:14

FORDIE wrote:
EmptyPromises wrote:I did something similar to this b4 but never posted it here but I took all of the titles of his songs from all of his albums including the D12 albums and I made a Eminem tribute then I did the same thing with all of the songs from Tupac's albums but anyway I like it it's pretty sick

Cool, i'd like to see that.

Yeah, thanks syanied, have to remember the rare ones too!

I'll post it up but it's extremely wack it's probably one of the worse things I wrote

by **Ethos** » Jan 2nd, '07, 20:18

okay im gonna count. um..... do ones that you slightly tweaked the title count?

by 4D » Jan 2nd, '07, 20:23

Syanied wrote:okay im gonna count. um..... do ones that you slightly tweaked the title count? ex. who knew = I never knew.

No, that was my mistake, I always refer to that song as "I never knew", I`ll edit that one. See I did this with the songs in my head, wasn`t even using my music library or cd covers.

Edited :whistle: