oh and on the chorus between the words ill have some kind of effects or some shit........
verse 1: ive been known to hurt feelings/ drive planes into tall buildings/ spit my words clearly/ fag craig wish to gone kill me/ hint im not literal/ shit im gone get at you/ wish upon a hit a you/ bitch im not gona ridicule/ see that knife over there WHAT its to far away/ well now its in your head is that better for you craig/ uhh excuse me we have an emergency/ this kid named craig is dyin but really take your time i dont think he needs surgery/ im an asshole there aint no doubt about it/ tell me a secret ill go on news 9 and shout it/ (ur daughter has aids) hi mrs harper you remember me/ im the one that ran over your cat and fed it to you that night when you were asleep/ (yumm) in real life im kinda shy in my lyrics im open/ craig i hope you fuckin die when u sukin dick and sudenly start chokin/ i no its kinda funny but really....... i aint jokin/
Chorus: im an asshole.................im an asshole................im an asshole..................im an ashole...im an asshole
Verse 2 : iv been an asshole since the day i was born/ the doctor went to spank me but i hit him first with my umbillical cord/ the first word that came outta my mouth was fuck/ thats why ill be 33 years old and still driving a garbage truck/ but really growin up i had a foul mouth/ everytime i cussed id get thrown the fuck out/ they even tried putting soap in my mouth/ i liked so much i did it all the time so i could shit bubbles and make it smell like cherries when it came out/ im a rapper not a comedian/ its been that way since i got on the weed again/ ever since i was baby iv had my hands on drugs/ weed cocaine shrooms e and stuff/ i remember putting them in this little girls drink/ so i could rape her in daycare when we were spose to be asleep/
Chorus: the third verse is coming ill post it when im done
