you wouldn't believe how many dimes i mack/ u mad that i went one on one with kyla pratt/ that reminds me, i forgot to call tyra, mya, and mariah back/ i showed alyssa millano who's the boss/ now shes blowin up my cell with all these booty calls/ at first i figured angelina jolie just wouldn't blow me/ but she was charmed when we had a threesome with shannon doherty/ u mad i made sweet love to reese witherspoon/ and me and kelis went to belize and started swimmin nude in a swimming pool/ i got head from rocsi after my 106 and park interview/
remember when u were like its only "me and u" cassie/ now your like "you got a long way to go" before we do the nasty/ "i shoulda cheated" is all i hear keyshia cole say/ just cause i said no when she was like come on lets role play/ i'm tellin u dude, the first time i saw penelope cruz entirely nude/ i realized shes the only chick i would cough up a few bucks for and buy her some food/ i've tapped a ton of ass more or less/ i remember that one night i got drunk and fucked alanis morrisette/ the way she treated my dick and balls it felt like we were in a hand ball tournament/ when i fucked tatyana ali, i told her to call me the fresh prince/ she ran for the exit and she refused to give me head since/
it was easy with lindsay lohan/ i just figured if we hold hands/ i could get her and britney and nicole richie to pole dance/ i just wanted some romance/ i remember that night i spent with eva mendez/ i heard her on the phone tellin her girls "damn hes tremendous"/ u dont believe me just see what ciara says/ yeah i slept with adrienne from 3lw/ just ask the cheetah girls she felt wonderful/ i had a crush on reagan gomez-preston since i saw her on parenthood/ that was salma hayek yellin ay papi when i rammed her good/ i had a one night thing with eva longoria/ but i'm not that desperate, u know i wont be calling her/ i wanted to fuck monica/ but she was like "its just one of them days that a girl goes through," so i was like fuck it i'll just fondle her/ what did i call madonna for?/ all these hater thinkin shit/ like i wouldn't hit on jada pinkett smith/ there aint no chick that i won't be hittin on/ my game is so amazin just ask christina milian/