mad game part 3

[shadyallday]

let me know what yall think...

i remember when i met mila kunis from that 70s show/ i told keyshia cole she had no choice but to let me go/ i told fergie big girls don't cry/ she was like "u bastard u got cum in my eye!"/ i remember when i first saw that ass on vida guerra/ yeah i had sex with both tia and tamera/ they may be twin sisters, but i think tia's better/ is it that important that i flashed natalie portman, now shes mad i'm ignoring her calls/ she wants a reason why/ lets just say i was movin my body with nina sky/ but man u should of seen them cry/ when i told them i was movin on with mya, and its all about me tonight!/

i couldn't keep up with kim kardashian/ we fucked once now she won't give me no ass again/ i don't know what u heard but i'm just friends with jennifer aniston and pamela anderson/ i slept with kendra, threw out hugh hefner, and took over the playboy mansion/ yeah i slept with vanessa hudgens/ the tabloids think i'm debra messing's husband/ i'm just the wedding crasher that happened to have sex with lauren london/ i love getting head from megan fox, that babe is hot/ she was like no one's supposed to be here when we barged in on deborah cox/ damn i left my socks/ i knew i shouldn't have played xbox/ now she wants a kid out of wedlock/ i had a brief thing with alisa reyes from all that/ i wanted to go see kelly from saved by the bell but i didn't have a hall pass/ i got some head from amy winehouse in rehab/ nothing could beat that, but theres something about cameron diaz/

i ain't get trina's number yet but i still could/ i got salt and pepa screaming push it! push it real good!/ i would love to do it/ but i have a date with jennifer love hewitt/ she was whispering to me u better not rush through it/ i wrote a heartfelt love letter to carmen electra/ she told me to meet her at her car, man i bet ya/ she wanted some sex cause she was like "mmm, i could calm that erection"/ she pulled it out, her head game was perfection/ that was fun, but i gotta go meet up with jessica alba/ she told me she wanted to go somewhere and have some pina coladas/ but i'll still call u, the next time my penis is throbbing/ or if venus and serena go shopping/ chicks come and go, when the money's gone they leave ya/ i guess thats why i only had one shot at love with tila tequila/