i really dont think it was indecent exposure/
hey at least i pulled over, the cop gave me the breathalyzer , but all i was drinkin was soda/
the policeman was vulgar, at least i was sober, and i managed to keep my composure/
they searched me, all they found was my keys and my phone, and at that very moment/
they found my weed but i said i need it i have a disease called glaucoma/
they left ...and i laughed, as my girl reached for my boner/
what do u think?