now when ur readin this change the k to a p,
kelkey kelkey kelkey ur silly,
some times i just wanna tare out ur kidney,
take some time to rap it to make u happy,
sniff exticey, have visoins of Tom and Jerry.
now that, that shit is off my chest,
i must confess, i hope ya'll have a merry cristmas,
i wish u the best, hope u make it throu the surgery about ur broken fist,
don't get pist,
next time u decide to jerk to gay porn dont use ur whole arm use ur whrist,
add a lil twist, u can spit add some mist.
man i knews ur where a homo,
the first time we shook hands u wouldnt let go,
oh fo sho, it clearly showed,
ur spose to spit the seeds but u swallowed.
fukin queer, i dont want u around here,
u claim ur a drinker when u can barley down one beer.
Wow i keep gettin off topic,
i'll try harder to stop it,
mad sik, u'd suk the dick
ur a prick, smash in ur face wit a brick
ur a moron, messed up tryin to put the condom on
now u have a daughter named stephon,
and that bitch of a mother behind her is the mom,
and is it tru that u always drop the "N"bomb
racsist mutha fuka u don't belong
im smokin dat chee chee chong,
fully loaded see through, baby blue, bong
Now that santa knows that u gay,
lets just say, persay, ur not gettin ur gift now go away.
u have terminal illness, u won't bill this
u had one wish, that u'd make it in this ocean full of fish.
to all u kind luvin gift givers,
u Santa Clause beleavers,
u'll mind as well stay couped up inside like r natoinal animal the beaver,
look deeper, u'll understand why St.Nick could't keep her,
her virginity was taken from the main elf leader,
he made her bleed pure.........
and fead her,
the five pounds of dangiling meat,
they needed to meet, somwhere away, but off the streets,
get it on under neath the white cotton bed sheet,
five feet deep, 30oz deep.
bottle half full or half empty,
it depends but if u can'y make up ur mind ur clinicly crazy
to much hash now shits hazy
walkin it off could be a possiblity, but im to lazy
ur shit can't phase me Mr. kelkey.
Happy Holiday's Yours Truly.............................Trigger
pce yo!!