I need a psychic reading please.

[sprite]

I need 4 questions answered. They are simple. No jokes please and serious replies only.

1)What is the name of the woman who I considered to be my girlfriend in jr. high school, since I forgot her name and since our jr. high school didn't have yearbooks?
2)When will I be a God?
3)What is the name of my future wife going to be?
4)What is the name of that woman who was shouting, "Whoooo" out the car window at me 1 or 2 summers ago?

[DƎRDYPK]

OMG Sprite on TRShady?
get the fuck outta here
wuss popping brother?

[DrunkenDeath]

[DƎRDYPK]

i'm not psychic but i'll just give this a try

1)What is the name of the woman who I considered to be my girlfriend in jr. high school, since I forgot her name and since our jr. high school didn't have yearbooks?

Brittany

2)When will I be a God?

once Alex Chiu becomes the president

3)What is the name of my future wife going to be?

Katie (she's a total dime piece)

4)What is the name of that woman who was shouting, "Whoooo" out the car window at me 1 or 2 summers ago?

Jessica

[gutawafang]

1)What is the name of the woman who I considered to be my girlfriend in jr. high school, since I forgot her name and since our jr. high school didn't have yearbooks?
Jessica.

2)When will I be a God?
Next year.

3)What is the name of my future wife going to be?
Jane.

4)What is the name of that woman who was shouting, "Whoooo" out the car window at me 1 or 2 summers ago?
Lisa.

I don't know HOW to answer this seriously. But I've answered you nevertheless. Is any correct?

[sprite]

Hey PK and all the rest of you. Sacjb Shady gave me the advice to come here. Anyway, to the last poster, you didn't get any of them correct. Any other psychics want to try?

Later!

[gutawafang]

But i don't get it why this is under General News.

[DƎRDYPK]

cuz he's new here

[gutawafang]

LMAO. Apologies, i didn't see his post count.

[sprite]

Where else is this supposed to go? And do any other psychics want to give it a try?

[gutawafang]

I think the best place is Backstage since this is pure randomness.

[James R.]

1.) Melissa. She's a total slut now though so don't worry about that bitch.

2.) Never. Why would I lie like I was gonna give up my job. Asshole.

3.) Melissa. You're not going to listen to me. You're going to try to look her up and fail, but you're going to run into her in a store of some sort. I see... maybe food? Food or alcohol. Anyways you're gonna invite her to some weak ass spur of the moment date you cook up and you'll hit it off (because she hits it off with everyone). You'll break up a lot because she'll cheat. You'll forgive her a lot because you're weak. You'll marry her and she'll rape you for every dime you earn unless you put your shit in foreign accounts, but you won't think to do that because by that point you'll have forgotten all about this post and you'll be so pussy whipped by her extremely experienced vag muscle she's boasting you won't give a shit about your self respect.

You'll end up divorcing her completely on her terms because, as I previously stated, you're a complete bitch. She'll leave you for someone you know though I don't think you'll know them well. You're going to cry a lot and contemplate suicide a lot until you turn to alcohol and prostitutes. You'll die from a heart attack in your early 60s with nothing to show for your life.

4.) I don't know who that bitch was. I think it was this drunk chick names Alison, but I can't be sure because of your shitty time referencing.

[sprite]

Okay, I just realized it was only 1 summer ago. Hope that helps. Now do you know the answer to the 4th question. And do any of you guys know any unmoderated forums? I like to visit them when I'm not on this forum or the Alex Chiu forum.

Later!