A naked man stunned revellers when he had sex with a phwoar-wheel drive car.
Drunken Daniel Cooper - who is known by the nickname “Hotcock” - started grinding against the blue 4x4 Land Rover Discovery.
"Everyone is saying he was tired and exhausted afterwards," he added. "He is not a pretty sight when naked. We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn't offended."
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