by Evan C. » Jun 30th, '12, 03:57
I find nothing about "in your face homosexuality" offensive....well, that's not true. I just don't find it anymore troubling than any average straight asshole I encounter.
Straight guy with cell phone next to me while trying to watch a movie: "Yeah, I fucked her, so what bro? I was sooo drunk I didn't care if she was a ButHerFace. I mean, of course I told her to get the fuck out the next day but maaan whatever whatever whatever...anyway yeah see you tonight gonna be EPIC"
Straight girl on her cell phone who has kids approaches me at work: "Yeah, so WHERE ARE YOU? I'M HERE...UM...Well...let's see um...I think the movie...um...*turns to kids* pick out 1 piece of candy to eat, okay?...*kids proceed to grab 5 boxes of candy each* *Mom turns back to phone*...well, just get here I guess we'll save a seat. What do you mean you might be late? Well, whatever, whatever...*turns to me*...uh, here, I have this coupon (which has expired 18 months ago) can i get something free please? *and after told that her coupon is not valid proceeds to accuse me of trying to unfairly charge her more money*
So, bring it on gays. You're no worse than everyone else.
MikeNUFC, Amadeo, Evan C., EminemInsider
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