"OMG i got it

It all makes sense now
- the earth is 6000 years old, we came from a collective of people who had what appears to be "a whole bunch-o incest" to a common creationism hater, because apparently that doesn't make sense.
- that boat they supposedly found in Ararat mountains, is indeed Noah's arc. Some say its ridiculous that some boat can carry so many species without enough food and space... i say, read the bible it all makes perfect sense wen u remember that its god doing the miracle.
- Jesus IS coming, i suppose i am parting my ways with socialism too, since its godless and gives opportunities to godless sinners that love science and so called knowledge, those people will be killed by god himself wen he comes down from heaven and Speaks. This enlightenment also leads me to a conclusion that the war in iraq is also part of the prophecy, glorious evangelic christians should encourage bringing DOOMSDAY closer, for we shall witness the heavens as Jesus comes back and takes us back with him to a place where everything is pseudo-miraculous .
Dear Lord, thank you for enlightenment that brought about a change in me, please guide me and the rest of the world through our last days before doomsday, help the lost souls of TRshady.com ignorant enough to believe that a being like you couldnt exist, the sheep will find the shepherd eventually or they will just die. In Jesus name i pray, Amen.