by DrunkenDeath » Aug 22nd, '09, 07:51
No hitting girls. So since you are a girl, you can do whatever the fuck you want to me and I won't do a thing. Here, take these brass knuckles. Beat me up. I won't do anything to defend myself because I think it is wrong to hit girls. Oh, here, take this knife. Scrape my eye out. Oh, wait actually don't. Take this one, the other one is dull and won't get my eye out as effectively. Here, let me help you with those brass knuckles, you're putting them on wrong. There you go. Now, beat me up as much as you want. It is wrong to hit girls, I can't defend myself because you are a girl. Ouch, that hurt.
I'm that dude.
I want to talk shit, but i'll probably get banned for it from now on
fuckin' stalkers.