I Can't Stand

[Solace]

Christopher Reeves won't sit for this thread.

[GoodGirlsGetGutted]

Christopher Reeves won't sit for this thread.

He's dead.

[Solace]

His problem, not mine.

[Raquel]

Oh , in my class there are two girls(my friends btw rofl) that are completely idiot.
They ask things like.. ''Leonardo Da VInci invented Morse code, didn't he?''
or ' If you go to the top of a skyscraper...can you touch the clouds?'
or ' when you die, and they cremate you..do you feel it?'

I can't think of any more, but really, it's hilarious. I sit next to them, and i'm laughing my asss off all day.
Some of my teachers say: 'We need to write a book of what they say'
And my English and Spanish teacher takes notes everytime they say something stupid, because she doesn't want to forget what they say.

Once we got a map, and told one of 'em. 'Point America'
And she pointed ASIA!
And they pass most of the subjects.It's sad.

[AbramIsaac]

Oh , in my class there are two girls(my friends btw rofl) that are completely idiot.
They ask things like.. ''Leonardo Da VInci invented Morse code, didn't he?''
or ' If you go to the top of a skyscraper...can you touch the clouds?'
or ' when you die, and they cremate you..do you feel it?'

I can't think of any more, but really, it's hilarious. I sit next to them, and i'm laughing my asss off all day.
Some of my teachers say: 'We need to write a book of what they say'
And my English and Spanish teacher takes notes everytime they say something stupid, because she doesn't want to forget what they say.

Once we got a map, and told one of 'em. 'Point America'
And she pointed ASIA!
And they pass most of the subjects.It's sad.

That makes me feel better about the stupid-fuck American girls I went to school with.

[Knight-ofthe-Pen]

ok, here is a short one of stupid questions:

graduation exam for intensive course biology, after the first hour of thinking and despairing
one of my classmates asked: is a pigeon a singing bird?
the teacher answered: no, a pigeon makes "gurrr" right?

[Sofi]

I know! I have the stupidest girl of the school stuck in my class