Double Standard
Girls always talk about a double standard for sex and how a girl is a slut if she has a lot of sex and a guy isn't...BUT how about the double standard for actually having sex? When a guy can't get it up, it's called Sexual Dysfunction. When a girl won't put out, she's normal.
My Human Sexuality Teacher
She's this powerful, African Professor who is sooo Feminist. I'm gonna fail the class. Guess I'm too Meninist for this shit. She has questions on her fucking tests like this "A Women copes well after breast cancer diagnosis if? A) The encouragement and support she gets from her partner. ---the rest don't matter, they are the wrong answers. There's a few more examples of this--well maybe 2/3rds of the test considering it's about rape. And let's face it, when you hear rape. You think man rape woman. Not woman rape man.
Njas
I RE-met this guy named Njas just the other day. I went to high school with him. When I first saw him, I laughed cause this dude rocked full on orange--freak. Then I remembered who it was after he called my name. He's got that annoying accent. Dude's from somewhere in the middle east I'm guessing. His dad owns an Oil industry that kills 90% of the african cucumbers.
This guy I hated him in high school, cause he was the President. He fucked us over for not having a Junior Prom and I told him I knew how we can get Prom. I told him some ideas, he thought it over and agreed. He said he'd made me like vice president and help be part of the school cabinet (this might have got me to a UC instead of Community College) but anyways he flaked on me because it apparently caused an "uproar" between his other cabinet. What-ever-the-fuck-that-means. so Njas-I dedicate this to you-I don't think you understand how much you meant to me. I hate you doody.
Why I'm doing this?
I'm high and I need breaks from the final. If I watch TV, I go brain dead. If I do this at least I'll be able to write. Now to the next point, I'm doing this to entertain you fuckers. I hope you enjoy and come back for Edition 2--whenever the fuck that is.
