Evan C. Has Never Fucked a Girl...

[EminemBase]

Silly response, from me - To a silly little cocksucker's song.

His (Evan C. / EminemInsider) (starting) post: Here.

I was cleaning up my desktop when I noticed these vocals laying in a folder, I must of gotten side-tracked when I went to make it originally.



So I put them to the beat, it's ridiculous, but... Whatever, Evan C. is a cunt.

Lyrics:

Better watch out, Evan C. has got his fucking cock out
Tiny penis coming and he's packing in his ballsack, bunch-a
Crippled spunk and a bunch of mangled STI's man, now come on HUMP

Evan STOP thrusting faggot oh my god-ya, tryna pull of a 69ner with a quadri-plegic
Boogying down to Frank Sinatra, for that speech you deseve an Oscar
But with all the female porn I've got / why would I want to watch ya?

Who would of knew his brother Xray would want it in his bum-bum
Such cynicism cuz they can't ISM in my system
Spunk crystalism / get your cock far from my lips son
So much on his hands / he likes to give himself a fist-pump
Knocks one out as he's simmering in swim trunks
Xray "shaft in me!" - is what he said to that Sydney punk
Women ignoring them as continues butt-fucking man hunk
In-comes slimsoxshady with his spunk covered butt buns...

Once again Evan has never fucked a girl / never fucked a girl / never-never fucked a girl
Male porn-sites con-consume his whole world, consume his whole world x 2
Evan's lack of intelligence - makes me want to hurl...
Makes me want to hurl / Ma-makes me want to hurl
You better get this clear Evan has never fucked a girl...
Ne-never fucked a girl / Never fucked a girl

Always, you can see him lurking in the hallways
His eyes are bleeding male lust - he's been standing there for four days
How the hell did he even get a man with such a poor face
I suppose he could get surgergy but how long will the fucking procedure take
Well fuck it then / He has absolutely NO life, he can wait!
As long as he locks his old picture away... I gues we're all safe
After I sand and buff his balls down; I guess we can paint
The female race have rejected him but yet the males aint?

Now here he comes again, tiny penis shuddering
You can even smell the unwashed nob-cheese reeking from within
Someone's in / Bed with him? / Rummaging... It's not a girl / He looks pretty grim
But I think Evan's IN / Evan man, why you trying to fight? You will never win
Levelling cegs, cocks - pubic hairs all up on his chin
Pull the pecker then / Cumming is evident...

CHORUS

Now what you know about EminemBase? Nothing so shut it!
Fucking cunt you better forget everything you uttered
Make sure your boyfriends cock is nice and buttered
Suck him, tug him and just keep stuffing those guys man
I think he's had enough... Oh that's wise
Felate him then he waits to come back later to suck on those balls

Evan when I own you don't squeal, I hate those bitch cries / I fucking told you!
He keeps hearing voices - Like...

"Wouldn't you like to go and wrap your lips around another guy's penis / henis male oral sex / I think he seen us... While you work your tongue on the inner-bum, lets have some fun and when you're done you can feltch the cum and then some"

In a world of faggots this is turning into-a - faggot tournament of sorts
Penis-pervert-grabber YOU ARE
I'll be sure to shove a pin through ya retina until ya blue
Another fucking man again
Boo-ya, who ya think ya suckin' be-atch? Run be-cause here he comes again!

CHORUS

[BILI]

That was cool,lol

[Solace]

what the fuck lol

[Robbie G]

I couldn't understand a word

[xRas]

Jamtard

[MikeNUFC]

Erm okay.