The Corny, Awful & Played-Out Wordplay/Metaphor Thread

[WakeUpShow]

I'm raw as hell like uncooked meat out of hell's kitchen.

^ i like that one....nevermind

My dick's big, that ain't a punchline, my dick really is big, - Royce

was listening to that song yesterday had me rollin

[xRas]

I'm not a n.igger but i'll rape yah

[dR3]

We in this bitch like tampons (Wayne)

I get in like anal (Anon)


lulz

[ThomasJ]

Just ate some sushi,so you know I spit raw

[MikeNUFC]

Reminds me of my classic thread

viewtopic.php?f=57&t=94206&hilit=recovery+punchline+game

[ilovebender.com]

metaphors suck like
'like' 'like'
like I give a fuck

lol

[mcZu]

No, thank you, bitch, I'ma do it myself.. depot

I'm fucking dope, ask Keys.. call me Swizz Beats (This one's actually pretty good, I'ma keep that one)

You'll be in the hospital, doctors screaming ICU.. Avatar

I'm 'bout to break your lil' bars.. Milky Way

I walk a lot on water.. Atlantic Records

Wanna walk? Your march a fiasco.. Lupe's fanbase

You make Hip Hop weak.. Crooked I

I'm 'bout to kill this gangster.. Guru (RIP)

When I spit the mic dies, don't jack, son.. 'cause the idea gon'.. yes, I RIP

[ilovebender.com]

I hate it when bitches talk about
group sex that I've never had
make me relax like a bomber strapped
ready to blow this bitch that

[MakaveliTheDon]

Fuck yo' mom...necrophilia, she died no joke,

[ilovebender.com]

I'm gonna hit that shit just like a drum