Omegle

[beatsbyj]

heres some awesome chats i had on Omegle

You: hey
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: So how old are you?
You: 15
You:
Stranger: 17
Stranger: Are you male or female?
You: im whatever your not lol
Stranger: Are you male or female?
You: could be both depending on what u like
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hey
Stranger: Do u luuuuuuuv the beatles?????
You: no but i luuuuuuuuuv you <3
You: gone to play with yourself?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: I'm looking for a horny girl for a nonsexual conversation.
You: omg pick me pick me
Stranger: i pick...
Stranger: ......
Stranger: you!
You: :O
You: yayyyyy
You: i creamed my pants
Stranger: white power!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

if that aint random then idk what is lol

Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: how u doing?
You: how u doing?
Stranger: hmm asl?
You: hmm asl?
Stranger: cool!
You: cool!
Stranger: nice, i found sth that echoes
You: nice, i found sth that echoes
Stranger: echoooooes
You: echoooooes
You: hahahahahaha
Stranger: hahaha
You: ohmy thats funny lol
Stranger: so, whats ur name?
You: jenny
You: you?
Stranger: leo
You: how old?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: you?
You: 19
Stranger: ok so where u from?
You: canada
Stranger: cool, and uuuuh idk, what u wanna talk about/
You: about how naked were about to get
Stranger: who?
You: WE, US, ME AND YOU
Stranger: hahah ok, ur naked?
You: no don't ask me a question like that
Stranger: ok, so imma ask u in other way, watch
Stranger: how clothed are you?
You: idk i dont have any tho
Stranger: if u dont have any, it means u are...
You: it means i am? :O wow
Stranger: hell yea! and isnt it cold for being naked over there?
You: nope my room keeps me warm and so does my dildo
Stranger: thats cool, how big is it?
You: how big is what?
You: my penis?
Stranger: ur dildo
Stranger: yes, ur penis
You: well its a little shy right now so its not very big
Stranger: i see
You: u want to?
Stranger: it must be cold
You: little tiny bit
Stranger: i want to what?
You: rape kids?
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: never
Stranger: would you?
You: i do it all the time, whats wrong with that
Stranger: its pretty wrong, u shouldnt rape kids
let them grow up first, then rape them
You: but they do "grow up" when i rape them
Stranger: haaaaaa good one good one
You: :P
Stranger: but i mean
Stranger: why dont you wait for the kids to turn into teen girls with boobs and all?
Stranger: everything is better with boobs
You: but i like tatter totts
Stranger: whats that?
You: boobies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

well they weren't very funny but i gave it a try lol post your chats here if you'd like to

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Hahaha, mcmaybe and I do this all the time. Let me see what I've got saved.

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Stranger: hello
Stranger: where u from
You: 13 f hAWAII
You: you
Stranger: f
Stranger: canada
Stranger: 15
You: is it cold there
Stranger: not at all
You: I have a hair on my left breast, what should I do?
Stranger: eww
Stranger: thats disgusting
You: It's very long and I am scared.
Stranger: im gonna leave
Stranger: ur disgusting
You: I lied.
You: you got tricked. im really 12 f. hahaha
Stranger: thats grooss u know
Stranger: no i didnt
Stranger: lol u think im stupid
Stranger: ur dumb

You: Hello, dear friend.
Stranger: Hello
You: Where have you been? I tried calling you.
Stranger: I was trying to cure Michael J Fox of Parkinsons.
You: Jamie is in the hospital. He tried that thing with the KY and matt's lunchbox again.
Stranger: I was in that same hospital!
You: Did you see him?
Stranger: Michael J Fox was shaking everywhere man, I couldn't see him man.
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: He's very distraught about the whole situation.
You: You should know better. I mean, my mom told you this would happen
Stranger: How did he end up in the hospital again?
You: Orange peels, duct tape, wood chips and tequila. That is all I'm at liberty to disclose. Oh, and this tiny little german dog. I'm unsure of the name.
Stranger: You mean little Nibbles. Poor doggy.
Stranger: Here didn't deserve what was coming to him
You: No, he didn't. It's a sad day when a dog dies smelling of alcohol filled oranges with a man's penis duct taped inside his rectum.
You: but where did the wood chips come ine?
Stranger: Well, how could I get that dog to shut the hell up? He knew what has coming to him, so I made him choke on wood before he choked my wood.
Stranger: My penis is now half it's size though :*(
You: Oh, that's why he was silent.
You: Wait, is this jamie??
You: JAMIE??
You: IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: *cough*
Stranger: Thanks for the KY bro
You: You dick. You stole that from my drawer.
Stranger: You never were gonna use it anyways
You: Samantha and I had plans on our anniversary.
Stranger: Yeah, she was gonna cheat on you with that asshole David. Perhaps its because he has life plans and six-pack-abs, while you live in your parent's basement smoking pot all day.
Stranger: And you call ME a loser?
You: What the fuck.
You: what are you talking about? I don't even know you. This is omegle. It is a website dedicated to talking to strangers.
You: You are a stranger, you do not know me.
Connection imploded.
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You: hey there
Stranger: hi
Stranger:
Stranger: what's up?
You: not too much, yourself/
You: ?*
Stranger: just hanging
Stranger: just got out of the shower
Stranger:
You: fun.
Stranger: yeah
You: me too
You: nah, i lied.
Stranger: haha nice
Stranger: so you didnt just get out of the shower
You: no. i lied to you.
You: i start off my relationships with lies and falsehoods.
You: would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments?

You: hey there
Stranger: hi
You: Hi is a very vague greeting. I am unimpressed.
Stranger: hey there's not really all that much better
You: Touche'
You: I retract my previouse statement.
Stranger: very generous
You: without the e at the end of previous
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 22. Yourself?
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: 30
You: I am offended that you would consider the fact I am either a monkey or a fairy, if I am going to be quite frank.
Stranger: i meant no offense
Stranger: but i am still curious
You: Well, I've always leaned more toward the monkey aspect of life. Yourself?
Stranger: the same unfortunately
You: Hm, it seems we are overpopulated.
Stranger: yes it does
You: Well, with that knowledge I will bid you a good day and be off into the sunset, my new aquaintance.
Stranger: be well, my old friend