The Host Club is Here

[dead prez]

The Undertaker will answer all questions from here

You get to be the pitcher one, not the catcher. But if you really insist you get to be Mori or Kyouya.

[VenomBlackViper]

You get to be the pitcher one, not the catcher. But if you really insist you get to be Mori or Kyouya.

[dead prez]

Btw Satire which members do you think match up the Host Club perfectly, or is this something that should be made into a thread.

I know you have Haruhi patted down
Master Chief is definitely Tamaki
Class should be Kyouya
Mori=?
VBV= Either one of the twins

[Master Chief]

If you have this avatar does that mean you're part of the 5.5 Generals? Just asking, because whoever Mori would be, isn't gonna be part of the 5.5 Generals.

[dead prez]

The twins count as 1.5, I guess, oh wait never mind I forgot me.

[VenomBlackViper]

@MC & dead prez

[Satire]

Btw Satire which members do you think match up the Host Club perfectly, or is this something that should be made into a thread.

I know you have Haruhi patted down
Master Chief is definitely Tamaki
Class should be Kyouya
Mori=?
VBV= Either one of the twins

Mori is Maybe or _Steven_ tbh.

[dead prez]

Warning Possible Spoilers ahead

You= Haruhi because both of you are sexually ambiguous, not to mention you have the same type of humor and sarcasm when dealing with idiots. Most importantly, the 5.5 generals would fall apart if you leave much like the Host Club would if she left.

MC= Tamaki- Because it's obvious that he has a crush on you and constantly yearns for your affection, much like Tamaki does to Haruhi. You are also oblvious to his feelings, but will respond when the time is right. Oh and because both are made fun off the most/have the worst shit happen to them in the show.

VBV= Twins their in the closet, but don't want to admit it.

Class=Kyouya because he's supposedly the cool kid at his school, much like said character and because he constantly annoys MC, just like said character annoys Tamaki.

Mori= Steven/ Maybe need more screen time tbh.

[Master Chief]

I don't yearn for Satire's attention, asshole

I'm generally/naturally an attention whore.

[dead prez]

I don't yearn for Satire's attention, asshole

I'm generally/naturally an attention whore.

You two obviously have it made for each other, but are not ready yet. In due time, you will have a revelation that makes you profess your love for Satire, until than Satire remains oblvious.

[Master Chief]

Yeah, whatever. You still haven't explained why you're character is you.

[dead prez]

I would but I'd come off as a vain, egotistical asshole.

[Satire]

Because he's awesome and love-able on the outside but when you fuck with him he starts dominating

[VenomBlackViper]

VBV= Twins their in the closet, but don't want to admit it.

[Master Chief]

You already do. Nothing is gonna change that