Dick’s too short of a word for my dick, get off of my ..

[vivaldiwasasellout]

So what I'm gathering from this information is that you're around 3 inches?

no it's about the amount of letters turned into inches

[Kez]

If your dick is so big why did you have time to look this up? Shouldn't you be out fuckin'?

[Devil'sAdvocate]

i need justification of why they had to pick this long ass name for this motherfucker,who in the world can say this without losing his breath or even know the word.

[Master Chief]

Stop criticizing Eminem, dumbass. His flow isn't fast enough to include this word instead of antidisestablishmentiriansm. Seriously, you guys always find new things to complain about.

Leave the man, alone. He just came back from a near fatal overdose, like gosh.

[ThomasAguanis]

Clearly that's a burden. You can't even use it properly. Sucks for you.

[Tornado]

How the fuck do you walk around if it's that big. Your manouerabilty is seriously compromised, plus having a dick that big is actually pointless, like trying to stick a snooker cue into the hole in the table

[ThomasJ]

like trying to stick a snooker cue into the hole in the table