Ask me...

[Master Chief]

My weiner has always been growing as I have been aging. Puberty.

At this point, I don't think I can ketchup to yours.

[ThomasAguanis]

I can't bring myself to ask about your weiner. It is something a man should relish himself, not question other men about.

[Blu]

This thread is gold.

[VenomBlackViper]

Is it a big wiener?

[Trimss]

Have you ever used it with an animal?

[BILI]

Why does your wiener hate me?

[ThomasAguanis]

When it's above 94 degrees Fahrenheit, do you call your wiener a hot dog?

[ThomasAguanis]

Does it have a name?

I call mine Frank Footer.

[ThomasAguanis]

That's pretty strange. I'm not quite sure what to make of that.

[12characters]

Is your wiener #TeamMenzo?

[ThomasAguanis]

You just gotta accept it for what it is...you're named after my wiener.

I actually think your wiener is named after me. It's understandable. I possess all the traits a model wiener would want to have. It's only natural that people would name their weiners after me in hopes that they too would possess my traits. The sad thing is, it doesn't always work that way. In fact, I doubt it ever works. Sorry, but that's the truth. People need to start having lower standards for their weiners and stop trying to emulate mine. It's just an unreachable goal.

[Kez]

What will you do if I ask you questions that aren't about your wiener?

[Xray]

I call mine 'Scarface'. We had an arguement once.