Stupid/Crazy/Embarassing things you've done

[Mahmoud48]

1) I wore eyeliner twice in my life
2) I jumped a 13 flight stare case on a sprained leg
3) I threw my iPhone 3gs at a dude and from upstairs and it broke
4) Once i gave a girl some flowers that i found on the ground and she kicked me (ouch)
5) I kissed a fat bitch once....it was a dare

[Sam.]

i mde a certn thrd ystdy ...tat's it .

[K Reidy]

I had a really huge boner at some bitch in a funeral .. to the point where everybody looked at me.

Can ya'll surpass this ?!

Lmao she wasn't in the casket was she??

[Trimss]

I had a really huge boner at some bitch in a funeral .. to the point where everybody looked at me.

Can ya'll surpass this ?!

Lmao she wasn't in the casket was she??

[BigBoss]

exams at school, me and my friend texting each other answers, when i was putting the phone in my pocket it hit the play button, like toy soldiers played (no em part, the kids part at the beginning), so everyone just stared at me, so i got up from my chair, ran across the whole hall (it's a big one) and everyone was laughing'

why didnt you pass it off ass someone calling you? and tell the kids it was a eminem song?

[BigBoss]

[Sam.]

exams at school, me and my friend texting each other answers, when i was putting the phone in my pocket it hit the play button, like toy soldiers played (no em part, the kids part at the beginning), so everyone just stared at me, so i got up from my chair, ran across the whole hall (it's a big one) and everyone was laughing'

[mdemaz]

Well..One time, I was at football training when I was like..I dunno, 11 or 12 I hated training because all the kids were faggots, so I'd go walking around the oval they trained on and next to the oval was a river of water in a sorta wide v-shaped gully with a bridge over it where cars drove over and it had stinky sewage and shit like that and it was surrounded by rocks I'd throw in there..Hard to explain.

Well, I kicked my football in that sewage river thingy, and I thought it would be a good idea jumping into the water to get the ball back..

Got covered in mud and nearly drowned..The mud was like fucking quicksand.

Came home and said some bully pushed me in the water.