I have a 2 day bus ride coming up

[Chet Starr]

Try shrooms

Already have

1. Take notepad
2. write screenplay about crazy busride
3. become famous screenwriter/moviedirector
you know the rest

1. Take notepad
2. write screenplay about crazy busride
3. become famous screenwriter/moviedirector
you know the rest

But who will play myself

[EyeQ200]

Canibus.

[FreeSpeech]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

So people fucking weird people on those greyhound buses

One time riding to New Mexico, I swear to god I was sitting near the black guy from Green Mile. He even offered to buy me food, and he kept having to take his crazy pills every hour

Make yourseld look sketchy as hell, find an empty row and sit in the inner seat. Unless the bus is full, no one's gonna bother asking you to scoot in.

Bitches bring screaming kids on the damn trips

Headphones.

The seats are fucking horrible, and the drivers are always assholes

Bring a pillow/something to sit on. Driver doesn't really matter once you're on.

My mp3 player.will only last for about 3 hours

Get a battery operated mp3 and bring some batteries. They're mad cheap, cuz honestly who wants an mp3 you gotta put batteries in? They're good for trips though, I got one of these:
http://www.ebay.com/ctg/SanDisk-Sansa-m ... =sansa+mp3
(^the screen on it has ATCQ playing haha)

Never enough time to smoke or shit, and they fucking love to search my bags

Bring some nicotine patches so at least you don't crave nicotine.

& then being woken up by damn border control asking if I speak English ARRRRRRHHHHHHH

They have border patrol if you don't leave the country? If so, just be nice and friendly to em (assuming you don't have anything illegal, otherwise avoid em) and they should leave you alone. IDK what it is, but I'm good with cops, I've talked my way out of situations a bunch.

I swear, I should charge you all by the hour for this advice ish...

[Chet Starr]

I don't need advice, I'm just nagging in public, but thanks everyone

time to shave my head

[Chet Starr]

[trinell05]

Whose feet are those?

[Chet Starr]

Gf's feet, she was laying on the couch

& my feet, but I don't think you were asking about those

[FreeSpeech]

"Sir, we've had reports of attempted negro lynchings in the area, we're gonna have to ask you to step off the bus and come down to the station."

[slimsoxshady]

(START) - OLYMPIA, WA
CENTRALIA, WA
LONGVIEW, WA
PORTLAND, OR
(TRANSFER) - PORTLAND, OR
HOOD RIVER (E), OR
THE DALLES (E), OR
STANFIELD (E), OR
PENDLETON, OR
LA GRANDE, OR
BAKER CITY, OR
ONTARIO, OR
NAMPA, ID
BOISE, ID
TWIN FALLS, ID
BURLEY, ID
TREMONTON (E), UT
OGDEN, UT
SALT LAKE CITY, UT
EVANSTON, WY
ROCK SPRINGS, WY
RAWLINS (E), WY
LARAMIE, WY
FT COLLINS, CO
DENVER, CO
(TRANSFER) - DENVER, CO
RS COLBY, KS
SALINA, KS
JUNCTION CITY, KS
TOPEKA, KS
KANSAS CITY, MO
(TRANSFER) - KANSAS CITY, MO
PECULIAR, MO
HARRISONVILLE, MO
BUTLER, MO
RICH HILL, MO
NEVADA, MO
JOPLIN, MO
PINEVILLE, MO
ROGERS BENTONVILLE, AR
FAYETTEVILLE, AR
FT SMITH, AR
(END) - OZARK, AR

Joplin, MO?
not exactly the place to be these days lol

[Chet Starr]

Found out the other day I have a job waiting for me in Arkansas, fuck yeah bout time

[Chet Starr]

I leave tommorow, I'm gonna miss my girl (homo)

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[Chet Starr]

Fuck I better get some sleep, got a long ass journey. Bye guys, ill be back soon.