im so horney when your lickin my ear,
to bad you have for legs and cant get me a beer,
fucking you is full of fun and sensation,
your so small, i can do that and play playstation,
i wanna express my love so i give you this hat,
thanks for the good time, thank the neighbors cat.
when i think of you my penis squeezes in my pants,
my balls feel like their bein inaveded by little ants,
my ass gets squishy and i fall in deep love,
only when my weener gets hard, i ask for a hug.
im thinkin of a number between 9 and 8,
you guessed its its zero, no need to debate,
i dont despise no one, its animals i hate,
espesialy cats, leave no food on their plates,
i was hungry you basterd, i wanted some whiskers,
i cussed at fluffy, he left me with blisters,
my face all swolen full of nicks and cuts,
i got pissed and anilated his little but,
i did that cat good the little raskel,
it was a nuterd boy, right in the asswhole.
i hate little kids, girls and boys,
especialy pedophiles, with minature sex toys,
or little girl models posin ass on tv,
i wanna see real ass like britney spears,
hold on i got a hard on, im goin to pee,
wacks off comes back, and tries to rape me.