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Postby yoshi » Jun 8th, '06, 20:45

Aspy's one:

Dear Partner,

I would like to ask for your partnership in re-profiling a huge amount of funds for investment in your country/company. The fund belongs to late Engr.Jefri Crowe, a foreigner and was the Manager of Crowe Diamond Company ltd before his death in June 2001.After going through some old files in the bank during our Auditing, i found out that he left this fund without a (HEIR).

Fervent valuable efforts were made by Chartered Bank Plc to get in touch with any of the Late Engr.Jefri Crowe's family or relatives but proved to no avail. It was because of this perceived possibility of not being able to locate any of the Late Engr.Jefris Crowe's next-of-kin or relations that our management under the influence of our chairman and some members of the board of directors planned that the fund be declared"un-claimable" and subsequently be donated to a trust fund for the purchase of arms and ammunition to further enhance the course of a war in the central part of Africa solely for Oil and politics. War is a crime against humanity and in order to avert this crude and negative development, I now seek your permission to have this fund which is now in Abuja, released without any burden to you and also transported to you in cash as late Engr.Jefri Crowe's next-of kin for Investment purpose in your country/company.


All documents and proofs for fund's movement would be carefully worked out efficiently. I will give you the details but in summary, the funds are coming in cash and this is a legitimate transaction. You will be rewarded with 20% of the total sum for your partnership. All i need from you is your honesty and co-operation.


Best Regards

Mr.Mfon Victor




i received mine couple of months ago.. i was like WTF?! :confusion:

Greetings from Dubai,

This letter must come to you as a big surprise, but I believe it is
only a
day that people meet and become great friends and business partners. I
am
Mr. Ali Raza, currently Head of Coporate affairs with a reputable bank
here
in U. A. E. I write you this proposal in good faith, believing that I
can
trust you with the information I am about to reveal to you.


I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. On
November 6, 2000, an Iraqi Foreign Oil consultant/contractor with the
CHEVRON PETROLEUM CORPORATION, MR. jack farrer powell made a (Fixed
deposit) for 36 calendar months, valued at US$17,500,000.00 (Seventeen
Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars only)
in my bank and I happen
to be his account officer before I was moved to my.. blah blah blah..



^^^ sounds cool, i wish he gave me those seventeen million five hundred thousand dollars..
:shifty:
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Postby AspirinE » Jun 8th, '06, 21:01

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won this :toocool:


damn its in peaces >_>
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Postby yoshi » Jun 8th, '06, 21:03

fuck, you won somethin!! :'( mr. Ali Raza told me only he's got almost $ 18 000 000 but didn't gave a single $1.. :'( :'( :'(
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Postby AspirinE » Jun 8th, '06, 21:10

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its a scam yoshi dont worry.
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Postby yoshi » Jun 8th, '06, 21:11

AspirinE wrote:

its a scam yoshi dont worry.


well.. i know you might think there's something wrong with me, but i'm not THAT stupid to believe it's real Aspy :shifty: :shifty: :D lol
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Postby AspirinE » Jun 8th, '06, 21:16

yoshi wrote:
AspirinE wrote:

its a scam yoshi dont worry.


well.. i know you might think there's something wrong with me, but i'm not THAT stupid to believe it's real Aspy :shifty: :shifty: :D lol



Just in case...
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Postby $0 R3@L » Jun 8th, '06, 23:13

i get ppl askin me to invest in shres and rubbish...i just reply to sender and say 'suck my dick' or 'ill slam span jam ya mam' ...any random shit LOL
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Postby Lil Pimp Tell 'Em » Jun 8th, '06, 23:15

$0 R3@L wrote:i get ppl askin me to invest in shres and rubbish...i just reply to sender and say 'suck my dick' or 'ill slam span jam ya mam' ...any random shit LOL


:laughing:


one time sum1 tryed to sell me viagra :shifty:
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Postby $0 R3@L » Jun 8th, '06, 23:16

tryed or replied to a request... :shifty:
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Postby ines » Jun 9th, '06, 08:07

you won something, i even win never something, it's not fair
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Postby AspirinE » Jun 9th, '06, 08:50

ines wrote:you won something, i even win never something, it's not fair


*points and viciously laughs at ines*
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Postby ines » Jun 9th, '06, 08:57

thx asp, i hope this one was a joke
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Postby ines » Jun 9th, '06, 10:56

most of the time i received mails from people that say that you must send it too so many people otherwise, there's gonna something be happened.and i received them loads of it.and once somebody mail me and ask if i could give my password on this site for seeing if everybody liked him or not.but never did that
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