If you have a foreskin get in here

[IBasicallyRage]

Ha your foreskin traps insects for later? Mines like a suction cup that won't let chicks get away. They push and pull away from it but nah, they'll have to rip their clit off to get away.

[CanadaPure]

Ha your foreskin traps insects for later? Mines like a suction cup that won't let chicks get away. They push and pull away from it but nah, they'll have to rip their clit off to get away.

[IBasicallyRage]

LMFAO

[PAINKILLƎR]

This is a true story guys, so I'm really opening up to you. This is one of my most embarrassing stories of all time, but it totally fits this thread, so whatever.

When I was about 7/8 or so and my foreskin first became retractable, I played with that bastard all day long. I didn't start jackin' it until I was about 11 or 12, so I was just diddling with my tallywacker, nothing more. Anyway, one day I wanted to see if I could put stuff under my foreskin. So I started small, I put a bead under that motherfucker and marveled at my penis with the bump under the skin.

Now, being 7-ish I thought this was pretty fucking funny. So I sought out more things to put under my foreskin. I put a nickle under there, I put a dime under there, I put a few more beads under there. I could hardly believe my new superpower. I had a pocket to store all my worldly goods, and it was on my penis!

So I moved out to my ultimate goal. I was going to put a quarter under my foreskin. It would be fantastic. So I rolled back that bastard, put the quarter on my little dick head, and rolled the foreskin back over it. It took a bit of forcing, but I fit the quarter under my penis skin. It was incredible!

Anyway, when I went to get the quarter out, it was stuck. I couldn't get the skin back over it. It was starting to hurt, and I started to cry. I had a quarter under my dick, I'd be known as "quarter dick" for the rest of my life (and I still am, but not because the coin is still stuck).

I had to man up, and tell my Dad that I got a quarter stuck in my penis. He laughed at me.

[Josh]

This is a true story guys, so I'm really opening up to you. This is one of my most embarrassing stories of all time, but it totally fits this thread, so whatever.

When I was about 7/8 or so and my foreskin first became retractable, I played with that bastard all day long. I didn't start jackin' it until I was about 11 or 12, so I was just diddling with my tallywacker, nothing more. Anyway, one day I wanted to see if I could put stuff under my foreskin. So I started small, I put a bead under that motherfucker and marveled at my penis with the bump under the skin.

Now, being 7-ish I thought this was pretty fucking funny. So I sought out more things to put under my foreskin. I put a nickle under there, I put a dime under there, I put a few more beads under there. I could hardly believe my new superpower. I had a pocket to store all my worldly goods, and it was on my penis!

So I moved out to my ultimate goal. I was going to put a quarter under my foreskin. It would be fantastic. So I rolled back that bastard, put the quarter on my little dick head, and rolled the foreskin back over it. It took a bit of forcing, but I fit the quarter under my penis skin. It was incredible!

Anyway, when I went to get the quarter out, it was stuck. I couldn't get the skin back over it. It was starting to hurt, and I started to cry. I had a quarter under my dick, I'd be known as "quarter dick" for the rest of my life (and I still am, but not because the coin is still stuck).

I had to man up, and tell my Dad that I got a quarter stuck in my penis. He laughed at me.

[DetroitSkills]

Foreskin is nasty, and every girl I've met thinks the same

#teamhaters

Lol

How the fuck is it nasty lmao

look he mad right now...


he wants to tear it off with his bare hands so bad right now...

[PAINKILLƎR]

Basedshady got enough dick to the point where he just pulls that shit back and bam nigga.

All yall niggas mad cause you got mutilated dicks because of some gay ass holy book or whatever.

#TeamNormalDick

realest post

[shadyblogger]

My foreskin sometimes traps little insects and whatnot that I can eat when I get hungry later in the day.

a penis fly trap

Lirl