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This is for ASP!!! SYNDICATE!!!

Postby Coccoa » Dec 5th, '06, 21:41

Hell bitches and gentlemen. Tonight, we got historical documentary. After the nuclear war that ASP caused in the "Do You Wanna" thread by Yoshi, it is my duty to present you his ultimate defeat by me. Therefore i present you the WAR OF TWO WORLDS (aint that gangsta?)

The War Of Two World

A fictional historical battle


Alright, we got two adversaries:

The Hispano-German Imperial army, led by General Marshall "Coccoa" Young

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And the Mongol-Russian army, led by Artyom ASP Aspirinovits.

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The Preparation:

The banner of the Hispano-German army waves in the field, as the 10.000 soldiers of the Emperor match towards the small hill in front of em. The Rus-Mongols have sent a bigger army to prevent the invasion, led by general Artyom Aspirinovits. ASP knows commander Coccoa very well and he is the best answer his high command would give to the fascistic expansion.

The army ASP gathered, formed the classic battle position in less than 10 minutes. The archery held the hill, with the infantry forming a big long line in front of them. The mongol cavalry protects the rear and the commander's unit right behind the infantry.

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General ASP with his companions

Finally, his loyal Boyar knights hold the main line alongside light cavalry and infantry, a deadly combination towards any attack.

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Boyar Knight

The Hispano-Germans counter the Russ preparation the same way, forming the same line, moving their archers front and keeping most of the heavy infantry right behind them. Heavy German and Aragonese knights hold the flanks.

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Knight on horse

Commander Coccoa himself is afoot, alongside soldiers in the first line, guiding his army like that. Last but not least, powerful heavy cavalry is waiting as a backup behind the flanks. Heavy knights can trample over many infantry lines inflicting heavy casualties.

The Battle:

The battle started quickly as the eager Hispanic archers started firing against the generally unprepared Russ infantry. This caused a small chaos and the Russ lines seemed broken for a minute. The Russian archers failed to counter-attack the Spanish and moved out of range, counting small casualties.

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Spanish archers firing at the Russ

Soon after the Russ rallied back, it was time for payback. The Mongols charged against the Spanish lines, right in the middle, where commander Coccoa commanded the operation from. His life was on line for more than 10 minutes, as the Mongols kept slaughtering their way to the rear of the army.

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The Mongol charge

Fortunately, salvation came, as the heavy German knights smashed the static Mongols and sent em to hell. They regrouped quickly, ready to defend against the Russian juggernaut. The thousands of Russian soldiers steadily marched towards the Spanish, having archer support and flank cavalry. The attack started one moment faster, as the remaining of the Russ cavalry charged against the Spanish.

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Russian charge

Commander Coccoa responded by sending his knights against the Russ. The clash was devastating for both sides, leaving pretty much few horsemen alive to tell the tale.

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The clash

The battle immensed when, tired of waiting, both sides charged at eachother.

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The start of the battle

What will happen? Will the Russ fall under the Hispano-German jackboot? Or will the the fascistic Empire flee against the Russian hammer?? Next week on Hood news.

ASP u cant say i aint paying attention. I juss wrote a whole bullshit for our idiotic army forum game lmao.
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Postby *MIRANDA* » Dec 5th, '06, 22:33

someone has 2 much time on his hands :whistle:
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Postby Coccoa » Dec 5th, '06, 22:34

Lmao indeed. And with one hand smashed like that, typing with using the mouse with left only is really slow.
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Postby Slimm » Dec 6th, '06, 00:01

someone played to much AoE :whistle:
w o r l d p o l i c e a n d f r i e n d l y f i r e w o r l d p o l i c e a n d f r i e n d l y f i r e w o r l d p o l i c e a n d f r i e n d l y f i r e w o r l d p o l ic
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Postby AspirinE » Dec 6th, '06, 07:21

Omgz wtf..


ok... ill respond wen i have the time.
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Postby Restlesswon » Dec 6th, '06, 07:41

LOL shitttt,nice read ahaha damn
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Postby Coccoa » Dec 6th, '06, 09:26

Slimm wrote:someone played to much AoE :whistle:


AoE 2: The Conquerors Expansion :8)

I'm El Cid, I'm Cortez, I'm Attilla, beware motherfuckers.
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Postby yoshi » Dec 6th, '06, 18:29

lmao :sweating: and you called me weirdo yesterday..

nice story btw. :8)
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Postby Coccoa » Dec 6th, '06, 18:30

I used to write many stories like that
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Postby Coccoa » Dec 6th, '06, 18:44

Totally. I can write more.
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