
Message she sent me:
hey whats up
My response:
Your cholesterol.
Her:
so what you doing
Me:
nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez
Her:
ooo
so whats your name??
Me:
Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl?
Her:
im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top
Me:
hawt!
Her:
you are mad sexy
Me:
thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick?
Her:
ya baby
Me:
touch it. it wont bite gurl.
Her:
lol i wish i could
Me:
i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt
She didn't write back, so I wrote her another message after a day or so.
Me:
C'mon jiggles, let's party!
Her:
Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...
Me:
Her:
hey baby whats up
Me:
Your cholesterol.
Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?
Her:
so what you doing
Me:
Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?
Her:
um im just sittin in ma room and playin on ma laptop
Me:
I fucking hate you so much.
She reads the message but doesn't respond. A few days pass.
Her:
hey baby whats up
Me:
Your cholesterol.
Her:
so what you doing babie
Me:
Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?
Her:
you are so hot i want to just fuck you babie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA