I have a top 3:
1. Alarm Clock.
The sound of the alarm clock might just be the most annoying sound in the universe!
But God damn it's an awesome invention because it makes you get up in the morning so you don't miss school/work/appointments and whatnot.
2. Cell Phone.
Okay, it's really, really good to have a phone with you all the time so people can reach whenever.
But it is, just like the alarm clock, one of the most annoying things in the universe when people call in the most inappropriate times (like when you're fucking for example).
And let's look at it from a healthy perspective... is it really smart to keep it inches away from your genitals when you know it sends out dangerous radiation?
3. Coca-Cola.
Oh yes, you read it right. Coca-Cola is one of my addictions. Sometimes it is, to me, 100 times better than fucking. Like on a hot summer day, when you're dying for something to drink, Coke is the way to kill your thirst. Coke must be what angel-piss must taste like.
But yet again, let's look at it from a healthy perspective.
How much people got overweight because of this devilish soda?
Fortunately, not me. Because i work out almost every day.
Give me your top 3!
