If You Were an animal....

[Sophie]

Even if i set fire to it??? repeatedly stamp on it afterwards?? And then snort the stamped on ashes??? ima have baby cockcroaches alive in my brain??

firstly, why the fuck would they be in your brain the first place?
and secondly,
apparently when you break the shell
the babies come out,
so unless you do that to all of them, then yes.
and considering they can hold about 30-40 babies at one time, you gotta do a lotta stamping.

genius or is it wikipedia

blatantly genius.

[bom-bom]

i would be a cockroach, thats the animal that live longer..ewww i hate them i wouldnt stand ebing one fo them, they are revolting

i would probably be a dog, but not a normal one, i would be a famous person dog, like a Paris Hilton dog, i think i would live better than now

[James R.]

I'd be a bear. Nobody fucks with bears, and they get to sleep through the winter which is my least favorite season of all the seasons.

[James R.]

No see he fucks with bears... not James R. Bears. Nobody fucks with a James R. Bear.

[James R.]

All the Mermaids would shove you in their little merpussies

[Xray]

Lion, king of the motherfucking jungle.

RAWWWWWWWWWWR MAFUCKERS RAWWWWWWWWWR!!!!

Lioness has more control

Lions fuck Lioness, so therefore I'll have the control over her, and the jungle.

[Drama Setter]

I think I would be a penguin lol.

[Jay-19]

Probably an eagle.

Awesome animal.

[Xray]

I think I would be a penguin lol.

Stop lying elmo. You'll be elmo.

[Tornado]

I'd be a wolf (listen to Wu-Tang Clan- Wolves)

[Drama Setter]

I think I would be a penguin lol.

Stop lying elmo. You'll be elmo.

haha , yeah maybe cause both of'em are stupid

[imarun10]

I think that I'd be a tree kangaroo. They're my favorite animals.