Funny quotes about the French

[James R.]

I was reading some of these at work and they had me crackin the fuck up. Enjoy.


"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." --- Jacques Chirac, President of France.
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." --- Rush Limbaugh 5

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton 5

"Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen faulty tanks that only go in reverse. Tanks that only go in reverse - they've been repackaged and sold to France." --- Craig Kilborn 5

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?" --- Dennis Miller

"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining." --- John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." —Regis Philbin

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." —David Letterman

An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French.

“France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes.” –-- Mark Twain

“We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.” –-- Marge Simpson

“War without France would be like … World War II.” –-- Unknown

“It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us.” –-- Alan Kent

“Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day –the description was, ‘Never shot. Dropped once.’” –-- Rep. Roy Blunt, MO

“Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris ? It’s not known, it’s never been tried.” –-- Rep. R. Blount, MO

French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney

(AP), Paris , March 5, 2003

The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris , caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

[Emadyville]

Pretty good stuff

[Robbie G]

lmao

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[James R.]

Hahahahahaha^

[Sleepy]

lmao

[Sophie]

An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French.

“France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes.” –-- Mark Twain

“We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.” –-- Marge Simpson

[mcZu]

“War without France would be like … World War II.” –-- Unknown

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“War without France would be like … World War II.” –-- Unknown

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