A Zombie Invasion

[James R.]

So I'm sitting here at work and I'm so tired I think I might shit myself. So to keep myself awake I've just been thinking about the most random shit and one of those shits is the prospect of a zombie invasion. Now I know in reality it'd be terrifying and horrible, but when I'm thinking about movies and video games and being the protagonist with the hot bitch that doesn't die and ends up banging the hot bitch on the reg. I can't help but think it's a little bad ass.

But what the fuck would you do? What would you bring with you if w/e place you're in right now was being overrun by the undead? Where would you go? How would you attempt to get there?

I mean m workplace would be overrun in a matter of minutes seeing as how all the doors are unlocked. The only saving grace is that all the doors have knobs and zombies don't seem to have any dexterity, so they couldn't open the doors. I'd probably grab up the people that I like that work in the building and a couple really fat really fucking slow people (so the zombies would catch them first) and maybe some blunt weapons (bats and chair-legs and the like) and make a dash for my car. I'd definitely try to rob the nearest grocery store for as much shit as possible, maybe knock over a gun store with a dead owner, and then head to my parent's high rise apartment building.

Zombies can barely use doors and they sure as hell can't use elevators. Past that we'd just bored everything the fuck up and watch some movies or something.

[heva]

zombies are peace of cake man..fuck them..now, what I'm really afraid of are aliens..you can get away from zombies, but these mutherfuckers get you eventually

[Slimm]

Well the 28 days later zombies are scary as fuck. But the dawn of the dead zombies, where they shoot jay leno looks like fun.

Seems like zombies are always in the citys so if I really wanted to survive, id make a run to the WW2 bunkers and make a fort or something. Maybe a treehut idk. Get a car and drive to the town once in a while to get some food or see if there are any survivors.

man that would be dope

[James R.]

I'm talkin about the dumb zombies that can run with no inhibition or limitations like in Dawn of the Dead. Which brings me to Slimmy. DEFINITELY NOT the 28 Days Later Zombies. There's nothing fun about them.

And bull shit you'd look for survivors lol. You'd search for ass and food. Nothin wrong with that though. I wouldn't be pickin up every randomer I saw stranded on the side of the road. Gotta make sure I keep the home base safe. Gotta agree though, some outta the way ass bunker would probably be a great spot. The less people around you the better. The zombies won't be inspired to come to the "middle of nowhere" areas because there won't be nearly enough food.

Oh and fuck aliens. Will Smith will fuck them the fuck up. Smh

[Slimm]

DEFINITELY NOT the 28 Days Later Zombies. There's nothing fun about them.

that made me lol hard. Oh and better hope the invasion will be nothing like the movies, you know black guys die first in horror movies .

[James R.]

DEFINITELY NOT the 28 Days Later Zombies. There's nothing fun about them.

that made me lol hard. Oh and better hope the invasion will be nothing like the movies, you know black guys die first in horror movies .

Yeah I know, but in Dawn of the Dead the big black dude made it to the end. I still don't get why they left the mall. They had shit to do, pussy, food, bathrooms. They just wanted an excuse to die. Dumbasses. once I get to a safe spot my ass is chillin until the military comes and gets me. Unless I hear they're gonna bomb the city or some shit like in Left 4 Dead (the video game) in which case I guess I'd have to weather the storm.

Lmfao that's wtf I'm talkin about Chet.

[Xray]

What kind of zombies we talking about.

Smart zombies, or normal dumb slow walking ones?

Or Bar or SaJJad?

[MC Anonymous]

What kind of zombies we talking about.

Smart zombies, or normal dumb slow walking ones?

Or Bar or SaJJad?

Or an Anonymous Zombie?