Funniest insults/biggest burns

[dead prez]

Let's a compile a list of the funniest insults here so far. Expecting this to be filled with Xray's posts,btw.

Anyways most of the time I think WilyMo is a faggot, and I have nothing against class, but first time I read this, I fucking lold.

Address the point retard. You are just butthurt you will never make it in the real world. Your best bet is to quit now before anymore energy is wasted pursuing something you will never see blossom or flourish. I am a rapper too. I rap to my mom at night before I suck a camels dick. And you know what, we both have made the same amount of money from rapping. Now that I have established myself as your equal, I would be glad to help you be a little more effective with the English language.

Just PM me, or you can Email me. The charge is a little steep, but to get you to where you need to be, its worth every penny. I will help you get out of your strut, destroy the illusions you live by, and help you flourish. I realize your brain is small, but I will not give up on you. I realize that your pride is on the line with every E-battle you have, but put your pride to the side (you can keep that for a rap, free of charge) and allow me to enlighten you.

wilymo021@hotmail.com

Recently, but I fucking lold at this one to, by class.

What are you babbling on about? I'm not mad at all, I'm writing my verse and checking in on this every few mintues to get a chuckle out of how pathetic you are. You can call me a nerd however many times you want, I know I'm not a nerd so I don't care lolz. Yeah, I'm smart. I'm a million times smarter than you are, that's for sure. The fact that you just called Prince Ea dumb shows how much of an imbecile you really are. You couldn't explain one line in a Copywrite song let alone a Prince Ea one. And lol @ you acting like I have some kind of internet pride in the first place. Menzo and Xray just made themselves look like morons, and you're doing the same. I'll go back to my books, how about you go back to buying shoes and eating your life away you worthless moron lmao

[Satire]

I'll fuck your mother while I'm swinging at her while I'm on a swing and and bust a 360 on her manly bisceps. Your real father was so much of a faggot, he went to jail by choice and opened up a new soap company. Your grandfather got bashed so much as a kid, his first child's first tooth was chipped. Your grandmother needs buckets to hold her breast while she's walking, saggy bitch looked like a walking scale. You third eyed motherfucker.

How does he come up with this kinda shit?

[classthe_king]

I'll fuck your mother while I'm swinging at her while I'm on a swing and and bust a 360 on her manly bisceps. Your real father was so much of a faggot, he went to jail by choice and opened up a new soap company. Your grandfather got bashed so much as a kid, his first child's first tooth was chipped. Your grandmother needs buckets to hold her breast while she's walking, saggy bitch looked like a walking scale. You third eyed motherfucker.

How does he come up with this kinda shit?

Well he does having a lot of free time in his mom's basement, it's not like he has school or a job or anything else to worry about.

[dead prez]

^^ Is this the same fat groupie bitch that's been on my dick for as long as I can remember? Or is this the same titty boy that's got bigger tits than his bitch? Or is this the same ice cream truck fiend that bolts down the street looking like jelly if he ever ran? Or is this that same pussy that sounds like a cricket commentator on the microphone, yet is jealous of ax-d for making music cause you can't? Hop off Sentus dick, you're breaking his boner you big booty bitch.

[Maybe]

Any of my 500 insult paragraphs to McFaggy.

[dead prez]

Are you laughing at him for saying that, or laughing at that?

[Master Chief]

"eat a dikk"

By far. So simplistic yet majestic.

Undeniable classic along with "have a good flaming homosexual life".

[Master Chief]

"eat a dikk"

By far. So simplistic yet majestic.

Undeniable classic along with "have a good flaming homosexual life".

I lol'd for reasons unexplainable.

"You've done witnessed some unexplainable shit
Too insane to explain, people run from what they just don't git"

I'm sorry. Those lines immediately jumped into my head

[VenomBlackViper]

Come on, Yoshi. I understand your intention. It's a classic, chicks act like you when they like some guy. It's the "reverse psychology". And I know also, that you wouldn't admit it right now. So say nothing, it's better.

You're 100% right, I really wanna get closer to you, but I just don't know how to, so I'm being an asshole. Congrats on workin that out, can we make out now?

Stop being ironic right now, too obvious and not funny.

Probably the most hard hitting diss we've ever had on this site, I feel lucky just being around to witness it.



















































































































































































Expecting something more? nope. Why are you even reading this?

[GenePeer]

xray's insults are like the 'Aristocrats' joke... Overrated!

[dR3]

You're so fucking annoying with that smiley. You my friend are the definition of fail. No one else. Oh and that Brazilian kid. Looking like what would hatch from an egg if Ronaldinho had a relationship with Ronaldo, and during the hours of your creation a turtle got involved while eating corn. You got more pimples on your face than the fucking owner of Proactive. POP POP MOTHERFUCKING CORN bitch.

/thread

[Xray]

I'll fuck your mother while I'm swinging at her while I'm on a swing and and bust a 360 on her manly bisceps. Your real father was so much of a faggot, he went to jail by choice and opened up a new soap company. Your grandfather got bashed so much as a kid, his first child's first tooth was chipped. Your grandmother needs buckets to hold her breast while she's walking, saggy bitch looked like a walking scale. You third eyed motherfucker.

How does he come up with this kinda shit?

Well he does having a lot of free time in his mom's basement, it's not like he has school or a job or anything else to worry about.

1. In Australia we don't even have basements.

2. In arab homes the father runs shit, not the mother, get your facts straight you mommies bitch.

3. You haven't even finished school yet, teachers little fucking pet. You want a sticker bitch?

4. You don't have a job either, so shut the fuck up.

5. Ummm, don't you live with your parents? Stupid motherfucker.

6. Next time you try to insult me, make sure you insult me and not yourself, you dumb fuck.

7. You jealous cause none of your posts are quotables?

8. Go make another track on Biggie's beats and then keep saying Biggie ain't good.

9. Your tracks are so fucking stupid, you get your titles from the beat you downloaded, how original?

10. Go suck on Prince EA's dick till a trophy pops out like you just finished an EA game, faggot.

11. Better yet, why don't you do one of those showcase songs on youtube? Maybe you can showcase all the faggot posters you have on your wall of Lady Gaga's cock, you freakshow looking motherfucker.

12. Sentus? Bitch that name just suits you perfect. Fucking book worm, choir boy.

13. "Pyromaniacs we taking over" shut the fuck up faggots, the only thing you faggots can possibly take over is Two and a Half Men, you being Alan and Coleslawface being Jake.

14. The only time you faggots cause fire is when your shitting storms of burger king burgers and your face is all red. Tell coleslawface he can suck the tip of my dick.

15. Robby and Nathan, sounds like a high school musical, you faggots must be kidding me if you think you white suburb bitches are hip hop. How many styles of white rappers are you going to bite before you adapt a style of your own? Fucking groupie bitches.

16. You look like a fucking pig with your big ass nostrils popping out.

17. Your face looks like someone's been ashing their cigarettes on your face, you fucking chicken pox looking motherfucker.

Pig Boy (the next superhero)


Robby be pimpin' mayne, look at his bitches, gat dayem. Where you find that hoe? Did you do her homework aswell? You probably did, and she prolly never gave you any pussy. She'd rather stuff a chicken's drumstick in her pussy.

Give a fuck if this will result a ban. Fuck with me.

[Kez]

Xray makes me fuckin laugh I swear

[Eazy-GFX]

I lost it at "You want a sticker bitch?".

Good shit.

[Xray]

Xray makes me fuckin laugh I swear

Hehe, you make me tickle sometimes aswell.

But on the real, Sentus one of the types to glue all his gold stars in a book and showcase it to his parents, so they can let him stay up late. "But mom, I don't want to go football training, I'm sick of being the water boy. I want to stay home and study some more Copywrite verses, his adapted a new style of punches, I must exhibit this. Mommy: What have I told you about that darn rap music? But mom, I swear to god I only listen to the clean versions, you can even check my itunes account. Mom can you give me a a million dollars? So I can make Copywrite the richest underground rapper, please mom."