2500 Posts: Satire's Subjectively Objective Top 25 Posters

[Satire]

The list is finally done. I haven't made a thread in a while and I discovered today that Venom was planning to steal my idea, double it and make it hot so expect this to kick off in a minute. Writing up a proper OP atm, expect it later today when my head is clearer because honestly it feels like a shit-stained windshield that had a drunk, red-haired Juggalo drag their bare ass over to see if it would make them feel any warmer, not realizing the cold temperature they're feeling is due to their own nudity.

[Master Chief]

Satire's Official Top 30 Members List:

1. Master Chief
2. MC
3. Spartan-117
4. John
5. Cyborg from Halo
6. Helmet avatar
7. Mexican
8. Mini-Cupid
9. Master Queef
10. The Chief
11-30 = Irrelevant

Just leaked.

[Satire]

MC, you need to slow down every once in a while, sometimes
To see how the world goes round...Cause you don't know..
You don't need to go so fast.

[BigBoss]

Is my friend Big Willy number 1 on your list?

He also goes by the name of Dick

[gutawafang]

Would a pole dance be enough for you to leak now?

[ThomasAguanis]

Killa's never completed top 50 (was it 50?) members was classic, while it lasted. Is this a list of names or a breakdown of why each member is at that number, each being revealed 1 day at a time?

[Satire]

Killa's never completed top 50 (was it 50?) members was classic, while it lasted. Is this a list of names or a breakdown of why each member is at that number, each being revealed 1 day at a time?

Are you fucking serious? Someone already did this? And they also never finished it?

Fuck.

[Kez]

lmao yeah Killa got to like the last 15 or so I think it was then stopped bothering

[Satire]

God damnit I'm not even going to bother now. I want to give a fuck out to every single one of you. Peace.

[Kez]

It's cool Satire I know I was number one anyway

[Satire]

It's cool Satire I know I was number one anyway

You and class were top 10. Number one would have left a lot of people confused.

[ThomasAguanis]

^yeah, he was almost done too . I remember he did it in an interesting way, making it worth reading.
I'm sure you can search for it and see what we're talking about. Killa's posts may be deleted, but the topics should be there, I think.

[Kez]

Yeah, he wrote a fair amount for every single member and they each got their own thread haha. It was good. Shame it never got finished, and i'm kinda dissapointed not to get to see Satire's list too. Ah well.

[ThomasAguanis]

Maybe Satire got a leak of Killa's top 50, cut it to 30, and planned to claim it his own, without realizing Killa started & almost finished his list? I may have ruined his plan and you confirming my story may have put whoever sold Satire the list's life in jeopardy! THE TRWO HAS RETURNED!

[Kez]

Maybe Satire is just Killa in disguise

POW