just noticed rofl here goes my personal adoration gallery. before you tell me i got no life.. i got a life, but at the moment having a life would mean spending my evening on studying chemistry or toxicology, so writing this shoutout is my last resort and justification.
Miranda - cause like Asp once said [and his word is bond, keep it in mind, plebeians] 'Miranda > space, matter and time > *' with my short personal annotation and a shoutout to Maybe at the same time - Maybe & Miranda > space, matter and time > *, which leads us to a simple yet emphatic conclusion that i'm up for a threesome with Maybe and Miranda anytime, even if it means sitting in a god-forsaken bar and sharing a half-empty glass of already warmed-up beer and a bowl of peanuts with them.
next would be Angie aka mr fresh, who is my personal GFX guru and the person that i always drop my yellow panties with white puppies for. however homo it may sound, that's the undisputed truth! we'll be broke bums who seen Nas and bought dope-ass cameras with all possible functions for last dollars to maintain the image of wealthy, happy and careless women.
thou shall not speak about MIA's, i know, but i miss my Master who taught me to make people feel like shit if they got different opinion in the Serious Debates. although he occasionally pops up like an annoying internet ad announcing you that you are the 99999999999th visitor visiting the particular site, i still miss his constant presence on TR. yes Asp, i'm talking about you right now, you blonde asshole who abandoned his apprentice!
3 days of Basingstoke left, but he's still here, living, breathing, posting and fu.. whatever. whenever, wherever he appears, makes women drop their panties [sorry Angie, seems like you got a competition
], even though no one ever seen him. although it is not proven, Killa still claims to be Danny Dyer's look-alike. true or not, he was my Miranda when she wasn't here, so yeah.. gotta love him. however stupid it and pedo it sounds, i luv my lil Kezzler, who sadly couldn't join us today due to the massive controversy he caused by supposingly posting a huge picture of man's balls last week. supposingly because i have not seen THIS particular picture of man's balls. shame on the Yosh then. can't wait till he comes back with my beloved LOLWUT pear.
you can spend your whole life looking for a true love and not find it, but you can also go on an internet forum and find the gay love of your life - can't even find words to describe how happy i am for Pimp and Slimmy, who seem to match each other just perfectly. Pimp's huge forehead and Slimmy's metrosexual style top them both up, sweet^^ luv ya wiiggaz.
we used to spend hours on e-sex and dirty talk, but apparently he left me here with no dignity and self-esteem, without even fulfilling my biggest and only wish i had. it was the one tiny request i asked Xray for. eh. doesn't matter anymore, but i am willing to refresh the friendly relationship we used to have lightyears ago.
same would go to my fellow alcoholic buddy on TR, although he's been rarely seen here through the past weeks. it's a great shame and loss for the forum [and me of course], because i miss my Tube.. i mean Bar. whenever you read it.. man, quit the fuckin drinking!! unless you drink with me.
his word is bond and you know it aswell, people of TR. speaking of the greatest of this site, you cannot forget about James R., who stepped down from the heavens above not so long time ago and blessed TR with his presence again. praise the lord, people! =D
i could also say the same thing about D@vid, my fave perv on the site.
as annoying and irritating he may be, i don't imagine the site without Tash anymore. you may hate, resent, despise, abhore him and wish herpes upon him, but the truth is.. you'd fuckin die of boredom if it wasn't for him.
he came back from the dead, he is here again to annoy me and drool over Miranda's pics.. Chris - fuck yeah man, it's been different without you. don't make me humiliate myself again and beg you to come back!
i'm his #1 groupie, no matter what he says. i'm his evil doctor and uhh.. iono, he's my sexy Cham. as soon as i get enough money, i'm booking a ticket to Sri Lanka. fly my ass there, do my groupie duty and umm.. well i guess i said too much already. blhahah luv ya.
although i slap him around systematically and make it clear that i despise him.. i couldn't just forget about him like that.. yeah SajN, i thought i will show you my greatness and mercy and shout you out. rofl jp mate, you deserve one.
haven't seen him around lately which is a shame, because his sexyness is just overhelming and i miss it so much.. i also miss the long ass PM convos with Arabian Shady, which provided me with entertainment and some extra knowledge about Islam and i'm thankful for that. i also demand more, so you better bring your sexy ass back here.
no idea if my russian love reads it or not.. in case he does.. polluted - baby, marry me!! hah, it started like that. anyways.. don't get in troubles, don't do booze too much and take good care of yourself. and gimme your cell number =D you may also send some sexy pics again, i wouldn't mind that.
she's caused a lot of controversy lately by asking people whether they showered with someone before and asking for James' penis size, well everyone go crazy at times. Tru still carries the 'intellectual' badge! Tru FTW!!
people suck mouldy sausages, as me and Sophie once concluded. i support this allegation and i will support it until the Judgement Day comes and proves otherwise. i demand you to be on more and bring back Aron!
shame on me for forgetting bout Tornado, who surely deserves one for being around, keeping it real and running the Soccer thread. sorry again mate. *gives u e-hug
well fine.. i'm stopping right now at this point.. also a big shoutout to Chet Starr, pawel, Jumbo, neversnooze, Sarah, shadymademe [man, will u ever change that gay name?
], MC Anonymous, AleXander, Killah Goat, ThomasAuganis, fido2, stevethetruth, shadybaby101, IceKilla, mcZu, Kaotic, Epidemik.. iono people, if you feel you should be there.. prove it to me with 3 arguments and i will consider adding you in 72 hours.
*throws oil on u guys
yeah, i been waiting for the special yoshi shoutout for ages now.. ahh. love you.. omg i got so emotional today.. 
yes asp spoke truthfull and wise the day he made that comment 
eh. but you know, we'll just take advantage of Maybe and.. you know the rest of the scenario. 
