No One on TR Got a Swagger Like Us

[James R.]

James R. > mayonnaise > miracle whip > water instead of milk for cereal > off brand lucky charms

McMaybe > the Irish > Apathy > clean piss tests > oreos and cream cheese
McMaybe > Jew powers > hitler and an ez bake oven > ungrateful stans > popping some AspirinE to get rid of writers block headaches > failing 9th grade 3 times and dropping out.

Slimm > Slim > Slimmm > swag in general > The Perfect Push Up > frohawks

AspirinE > CapS lock > Advil > 8 Mile on VH1 > Afro Sheen
AspirinE > having sex in the locker room > using illegal music downloads to be gangster because it's a federal offense > faking smoking because you have asthma and you don't want your mom to beat you, but you still want to fit in > eating out fat girls cuz they taste like pizza rolls

Angie > quesadillas > tacos > burritos > fire ass gas > midnight mud-butt

Sarah > New Zealand > Britain > Kanye's mullet

*MIRANDA* > giving the high school bitches aids > prostitution > Young Dro and T.I. speaking Atlantian

Tash > making beats > beating your meat > eating meat > eating pussy > being forced to be gay for ten minutes while you're raped by a bunch of minute men

Yoshi > free hand hentai porn during the SATs > pwning noobz > using oo in place of u
Yoshi > Mario > Luigi > Sonic > Tails > solo scenes in porn > House > ER > George Clooney > Brad Pitt > Billy Bob and Halle Berry fucking > Angelina Jolie adopting vietnam

Anonyomous > knowing who you are > illegal immigrants > bestiality > fetish porn > fucked up short term memory

Killa > killin G's > usin gats > fuckin hos > low riders > DMX > Snoop Dogg > Dr. Dre > Me kissing Maybe > Lil Wayne kissin Baby

Chet Starr > terrible towels > hidden video cameras > watching the Patriots get owned in the super bowl

Sticcy Z > Auburn > spell check > Obama > boy hating Beyonce songs > girl hating emo songs > Alabama

Steve Spag > Canada > So So Def > Death Row being sold to some random Canadian dudes > Auctioning off Dre's vibe awards > girls who used to be guys.

C-Rizz > izzles > eezys > > > big clits > tight vag

SajN > insanity > sanity > unsanitary habits > doing laundry > doing dishes

I'll add more as I see fit

[*MIRANDA*]

lmfao
u godamn right

[yoshi]

James > mixing vodka with every other fluid possible > eating watermelon flavoured ice creams while watching House doing the rectal exam > myspace mirror shots

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

[AspirinE]

James R. > watching a movie full blood, guns and lesbians > lesbians on coccaine ready to do anything > lesbians

James R. > freedome of speech > right to bare arms

[AspirinE]

Maybe > unlimmited internet connection at 875034203570257043953489mb/ms

[James R.]

Am i allowed to comment?

Fo sho, but your swag aint quite up to our level yet, so don't be offended you aint on the list. All in good time.

C-Rizz, you up there son


ROFL at the comments. I love how they're all funnier than mine hahaha. *adds to them

[yoshi]

dickriding members on TRshady > Coccoa dickriding G-Unit > dickriding Eminem on Eminem groupie board.

[SajN]

*cough*SajN*cough*

[AspirinE]

Maybe > the guy that invented porn > the guy that made it legal > the girl that first performed bj's on video > presidents wife flashing tits on elections day while giving dick cheney a goodbye bj .. all on camera and for access on the internet > 200 year morgages > white people making fun of white people for being too black/

[°[~CHR!$~]°]

James R > wheelchair with rocket impulsion > Tequila > Paper Planes ...

[Boston]

ahemmmm where am i?
lol nah

lol, now it makes me want to do that song, new song soon!
nah im really not guna do that, but yeah.

[James R.]

white people making fun of white people for being too black

hahahahahahahaha going in my sig

[James R.]

McMaybe > cutting off your dick and wrapping it as a christmas present for your bitch grandmother > incest > hot dogs on sliced bread instead of buns > nachos with cut up sliced of cheese instead of shredded cheese > smooth shits that dont leave any residue on the toilet paper > Beats by Dre headphones > D12 on your album > using a cheap mic from Wal*Mart as a dildo > girl on man anal

[Slimm]

James.R > analingus > blackmailing camwhores > TR meeting in New York > interracial gay sex > Hentai with eminem in it