McMaybe- Only mother fucker I know that’s international before he even dropped his third album. You got skizzils on the mizzic and there isn’t a person I’d rather being doing business with. By the way I think my name should just stay red forever because I’ve had it for so long. Can we work on that?
Sticcy Z- That name change aint bout shit son! You always gonna be Sticcy Z to me. Anyways you’re the most argumentative person I’ve probably ever met and the most generous egotistical bastard anyone could ever hope to be. You’re a shining star in our community.
Anonymous- You super complex, over the head ass, usin mad big words ass, sat in the tanning bed too long ass mudafucka. Life wouldn’t be the same without you and that’s a fact. Where else would I get my grad school reading level literature from? You’re a cool ass dude and you have a tendency to get into beefs and do your best to embarrass people. I can fuck wit that.
Angie- You be dissin me and you like hitting men. Smfh. I dunno why you do the things you do, but we’ll work through it. You never be online no mo wit ya Mexican ass. It’s cool though. You text stalk me instead.
Sarah- I dunno what it is that you do to be SO gangsta, but whatever it is it works like a cheap hooker on the Vegas strip. Hopefully when you have those rape babies Maybe inserted into your baby-maker you’ll name one after me so I can be a part of history.
Tru- I don’t know exactly how all this sexual tension got built up between us, but I definitely blame my dashing good looks, charm, wit, and 40 feet of fury. You can have all the exclusive interviews when I’m famous and you’re writing for some magazine that I may or may not like. Keep makin people look dumb out here
Sophie- You’re just the fuckin shit. What more can I really say?
Tash8- You made it on that Top 50 son! Yeah you’re a grumpy old man lately, but I still love you Tash.
Slimmy- Man you’re the only person on this planet who loves ass as much as I do. If there was any way in this world that we could make love and it wouldn’t be gay not only would I sign up, but I’d film it and sell it and make us millions of dollars.
Yoshi- Only girl I know that should have an alcohol named after her because she will get you FUCKED UP. Man if I could actually remember what happened when we painted the town with semen it’d be the most amazing night of my life. But unfortunately I don’t remember painting the town with semen, nor do I remember where the hell we even got all that semen.
Steve Spag- You have yet to drop some whack shit and it better stay that way. I gotta have more than just Maybe to aspire to be. Also we need some vets in the audio to show people how it’s done. Keep it rizzeal Spizzal.
*MIRANDA*- You better your ass back in the fuckin dungeon before I have to MAKE you get back in the dungeon. I say “I’ll be back in a minute, I just wanna check my PMs” and next thing I know you’re making posts on TR and commenting on my myspace and shit. The fuck is that? Smfh.
Chet Starr- SIX RINGS BITCH! That’s all
Thomas Aguanis- You keep talking about things that shouldn’t be talked about even though they’re fabricated…
Killa- So where am I gonna end up on that list? Lol jk. But seriously?
,-,'-{Bar}-',-,- COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Lady Who Got Shot in the Head in Kansas City- Yo bitch you got saved by ya weave. Not that's some ILL shit.
Honorable Mentions:
C-Rizz
Boston
C-Game
A couple of the shady[insert here] people
And a bunch of other people
You aint on here just say congrats and stfu. I’ll add you if I see fit.
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