Craziest Girl Youve Ever

[VenomBlackViper]

it's too tight for me lol, not my thing.

Just like Canibus's music.

[Devil'sAdvocate]

it's too tight for me lol, not my thing.

Just like Canibus's music.

used to be tight,now you can shove 6 dicks up in there,nikkaz fall off,he fell wide.

[Sam.]

if only i could name one

[dead prez]

There was this one Asian girl who was always on my dick (double entendre?) and kept bothering me on myspace and telling me to comment on her photos, and got pissed that I didn't greet her Happy Bday, even though we weren't going out. After that I just deleted her from my friends list, lol.

Than again Asian girls always for some reason took a liking to me or found me funny for some reason, and this other Asian guy (who happens to be a complete faggot) always hangs around Asian girls as well. It's like I'm attracting flies to dog shit or something.

[mcZu]

I had a girl end shit with me cuz we weren't having sex I was down, I didn't know she was...

Seriously, bro? Fucked up, man... Communication is key in a relationship, reading the right signs is vital, but, sometimes, it's just too unclear, lol.

[Sam.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFIbQV-ZvNg

[mcZu]

I had a girl end shit with me cuz we weren't having sex I was down, I didn't know she was...

Seriously, bro? Fucked up, man... Communication is key in a relationship, reading the right signs is vital, but, sometimes, it's just too unclear, lol.

Word. Well like, I think we both knew we'd have sex, but the fact that we weren't was the problem. I mean, fuck, I was 16 and didn't have my driver's license yet, and her parents were always home. I lived a 45 minute walk away from my school, I wasn't gonna fuckin carry her there lol

Oh well. Her and I still talk and the other month when she was drunk, she was texting me about hooking up and shit. All we need is one good party...

Word, you might end up fucking her anywa, good luck, bro. I would have done her in the bushes orsomething, a park, lol... I kid, I kid.

[mcZu]

Word, you might end up fucking her anywa, good luck, bro. I would have done her in the bushes orsomething, a park, lol... I kid, I kid.

Hmm...funny thing about that, the same year I was dating that girl, a guy fucked some bitch in the woods behind my school and was suspended for 'rape'. Granted, he was big and black while she was small and white lol

Lmfao, yeah, you should be careful, girls can report any physical encounter as rape these days, jeez. Especially when they're underaged.

[BILI]

^^Thank god we can fuck them after they`re 14.

[Sam.]

^^Thank god we can fuck them after they`re 14.

oh word

[vivaldiwasasellout]

^^Thank god we can fuck them after they`re 14.

oh word

14?

[Sam.]

^^Thank god we can fuck them after they`re 14.

oh word

14?

nah 19

[Block]

When I was 15 I took a girl's virginity (she was 13) and she told her father, and everyone that we both knew, that I had gotten her preggo. It obviously wasn't true; I pulled out, nukka! Not only did she say this and stick by it (even after the preg test), but she stalked me for almost 6 months afterward... I used to skate hardcore and she'd be EVERYWHERE that we skated around town. Sitting with her girlfriends, shamelessly stalking.. I felt famous. It felt like I had groupies.

Coincidently this same girl added me on facebook last month. I haven't spoken to her in almost 8 years.

[Sam.]

that's crazy man i wonder how she found you

[mcZu]

When I was 15 I took a girl's virginity (she was 13) and she told her father, and everyone that we both knew, that I had gotten her preggo. It obviously wasn't true; I pulled out, nukka! Not only did she say this and stick by it (even after the preg test), but she stalked me for almost 6 months afterward... I used to skate hardcore and she'd be EVERYWHERE that we skated around town. Sitting with her girlfriends, shamelessly stalking.. I felt famous. It felt like I had groupies.

Coincidently this same girl added me on facebook last month. I haven't spoken to her in almost 8 years.

You sure there aint a lil' Blocky walking around in town, bro?