Things you 'got' years later

[Slimm]

So yesterday I was showering just thinking about stuff you know and all of the sudden I thought of the word 'Canine', like in dogs. Then all the sudden I was like Canine..K-nine..K9 OH SNAP WHAT THE FUCK.

Mind = blown.

Any more?

[yoshi]

^ I got that one years ago thanks to Police Academy movie rofl


I had several, just can't remember now

[Chet Starr]

When I was little, I thought a guy ended sex by peeing on a girl

Boy was my face red

[nandish]

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come" / I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one / Hit me... - Jay-Z in 99 Problems.

Also, I noticed the extended metaphor(s) in Eminem's "Forgot About Dre" verse many years later.

[Robbie G]

Yesterday I blew my friends

[Atone]

Your not supposed to urinate in the girls anus....i found that out 2 days ago....AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

[FreeSpeech]

When I was in middle school at lunch, my friend told me this joke:

He asked me: "If a lil kid named jack was riding on a horse and started crying and wanted down, would you help jack off a horse?"

I said yeah. He asked me again what I'd do. I said "I'd help jack off a horse", and that point other people arrived so they didn't hear the setup. Everyone was laughing at me, I didn't get it and he wouldn't tell me.

I got it like a few months ago, freakin asshole...

[iain08]

I never made the connection between a ponytail and the tail of a pony until I pictured them both together. I was like wut.

[yoshi]

Yesterday I blew my friends mind when he just then realized that in pokemon Ash Ketchem's name was a play on the motto "gotta catch em all".

It blew my mind too.. oO

[Blu]

Tbh, I didn't realize Em used the M's from his name to create Eminem till a couple years back.

[Trimss]

Do you like Fishsticks?

[classthe_king]

I used to think "Patience is a virtue" was "Patience is avert you," like avert was a verb lmao

[Mr. Chambers]

karma.