Detox Jokes

by **mdemaz** » Jul 14th, '11, 23:10

Detox reminds me of the last time radio played good music.

by **mdemaz** » Jul 14th, '11, 23:17

Detox and Vicodin have a lot in common.
They both get you excited for no reason.

by **Almostlity** » Jul 14th, '11, 23:18

by **mdemaz** » Jul 14th, '11, 23:31

Einstein's theory of relativity suggests that infinity does not exist without Detox.

by **mdemaz** » Jul 14th, '11, 23:41

How many rappers does it take to produce Detox?
None, they were busying acting.

by **mdemaz** » Jul 15th, '11, 00:05

When Dre goes to the gym, he has a picture of Detox on his punching bag.

by **mdemaz** » Jul 15th, '11, 00:15

When Detox is released, the Freemasons will run the country again.

by **mdemaz** » Jul 15th, '11, 00:54

I heard something on the news today about 2012, Detox.

by **GenePeer** » Jul 15th, '11, 01:11

A man sold his soul to the devil and told him to come collect it when detox is released. He's now known as the immortal Count Dracula.

by **mdemaz** » Jul 15th, '11, 01:48

Detox was going to be released in 2011, but fat ladies didn't sing anymore due the glandular problems.

by **mdemaz** » Jul 15th, '11, 12:55

Detox is another word for the Illuminati.

by **mdemaz** » Jul 15th, '11, 13:04

Detox will take so long, atoms will decay into photons before Dre releases it.

by **the real slim shady** » Jul 15th, '11, 17:38

mdemaz wrote:Detox will take so long, atoms will decay into photons before Dre releases it.

too scientific :facepalm

Detox will be released, on December 22nd, 2012.

by **mdemaz** » Jul 15th, '11, 21:57

My friend had cancer, so I gave him a dose of Detox.
The progression of the cancer slowed down dramatically.