HOLLLLLLLLLY SHIITTTTT GUYS!!!

[SoldierShady]

Tarantulas are so fucking badass. Just saying.

[BigBoss]

Murderer

Stfu spiderfucker. Kill yourself.

[Spyder]

That's right fuckers, be scared

[Sam.]

[cheeseburger]

Yeah we have white tail spiders that, if you have an allergic reaction to their venom, will rot your flesh and always results in amputation.

This is the only spider I would be afraid of, very agressive and the deadliest spider in the world:


But our spiders have got nothing on our snakes...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!????

[CanadaPure]

Yeah we have white tail spiders that, if you have an allergic reaction to their venom, will rot your flesh and always results in amputation.

This is the only spider I would be afraid of, very agressive and the deadliest spider in the world:


But our spiders have got nothing on our snakes...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!????

Funnel web spider?

[AbramIsaac]

Yup, looks like it.

That's a gnarly fucking spider. Gotta get the anti-venom administered quickly, otherwise you can be dead within 10 minutes.

[cheeseburger]

FUCK OFF ITS SATAN ON EIGHT LEGS!!

seriously this shit gave me that much of a heartattack that I might have to go to the hospital..
http://youtu.be/EC11GxIMURc


Fuck Im glad ai live in sweden. We have no creature what so ever thats deadly.

[CanadaPure]

Yup, looks like it.

That's a gnarly fucking spider. Gotta get the anti-venom administered quickly, otherwise you can be dead within 10 minutes.

Fuck that shit, I think we have Black Widows and Hobo Spiders where I am, but those aren't nearly that bad.

[cheeseburger]

*exits thread and throws ipad out the window*

[AbramIsaac]

Yup, looks like it.

That's a gnarly fucking spider. Gotta get the anti-venom administered quickly, otherwise you can be dead within 10 minutes.

Fuck that shit, I think we have Black Widows and Hobo Spiders where I am, but those aren't nearly that bad.

Really?

I'm surprised you have Black Widows that far north. I've heard of Hobo Spiders (similar to the Brown Recluse?) in the Pacific Northwest, but I'm not too familiar with them. The Black Widow is incredibly venomous, but it just doesn't administer much venom per bite, which is good since it's a neurotoxin. The Recluse (and similar spiders) are bad because of the necrosis associated with the bite.

And fuck that mega-spider that Hage posted.

[CanadaPure]

Yup, looks like it.

That's a gnarly fucking spider. Gotta get the anti-venom administered quickly, otherwise you can be dead within 10 minutes.

Fuck that shit, I think we have Black Widows and Hobo Spiders where I am, but those aren't nearly that bad.

Really?

I'm surprised you have Black Widows that far north. I've heard of Hobo Spiders (similar to the Brown Recluse?) in the Pacific Northwest, but I'm not too familiar with them. The Black Widow is incredibly venomous, but it just doesn't administer much venom per bite, which is good since it's a neurotoxin. The Recluse (and similar spiders) are bad because of the necrosis associated with the bite.

And fuck that mega-spider that Hage posted.

As far as I know we have Latrodectus hesperus where I am, hardly see them though. It's not a regular encounter. Lots of wolf spiders though, and yeah Hobo Spiders are a lot like Brown Recluses. The bites are less potent though, but same general idea where the bite causes necrosis.

[AbramIsaac]

I have actually never been terrified of bugs or shit like that. I mean sure, you get shocked for a bit but then realize you can deal with it just fine.

But I never kill them with my bare hands, I gotta have some gloves on or a flip flop to smack 'em.
I got this phobia that if I kill them with my bare hands I might get infected or something, lol

Well yeah, it depends on the spider.

The Black Widow is sort of scary for people because it's a neurotoxic venom. The thought of being bit by a spider, and then having trouble breathing and having widespread pain...ugh, fuck that. Same with the Recluse bites, the idea that necrosis can occur as a result of the bite.

And with the Recluse particularly, they tend to be found in homes and places that people regularly come into contact with them. At least the Black Widow has the common fucking decency for the most part to stay out of your house. The problem with the Recluse (and wolf spiders) is that they're more likely to come into contact with you without you knowing it, and have a tendency to be fairly aggressive.

[CanadaPure]

I have actually never been terrified of bugs or shit like that. I mean sure, you get shocked for a bit but then realize you can deal with it just fine.

But I never kill them with my bare hands, I gotta have some gloves on or a flip flop to smack 'em.
I got this phobia that if I kill them with my bare hands I might get infected or something, lol

Well yeah, it depends on the spider.

The Black Widow is sort of scary for people because it's a neurotoxic venom. The thought of being bit by a spider, and then having trouble breathing and having widespread pain...ugh, fuck that. Same with the Recluse bites, the idea that necrosis can occur as a result of the bite.

And with the Recluse particularly, they tend to be found in homes and places that people regularly come into contact with them. At least the Black Widow has the common fucking decency for the most part to stay out of your house. The problem with the Recluse (and wolf spiders) is that they're more likely to come into contact with you without you knowing it, and have a tendency to be fairly aggressive.

Are the Recluses like Hobo spiders where they are massive assholes? Hobos are the biggest dicks.

[PAINKILLƎR]

My DNA should be altering any minute now, I believe I have been bitten by a genetically mutated super spider.