McMaybe wrote:If sex had any meaning, we'd be having it daily. But it's more than that. our relationship is stronger than the radient sun, the glimmering moon and the fury of the deep blue sea combined in a sexual scientific tension. With your person-ability and my Jew power... Together, we can create a bromance that will overwhelm the nations.
To those of you that don't know: Last night I was hanging out outside of James's house at like 2:30, just peeking through the window. Ya know, typical Monday. Anyway, I was about to jet to the drug store to get some hand cream when he came up to the window and pulled me in. We spent the remainder of the night talking, cuddling and watching "I Love Lucy reruns". We fell asleep on each others shoulders and cried whenever Ricky and Lucy had a fight. Then his mom walked in. Talk about awkward. After the initial shock, we explained to her the code of the bromance, she didn't understand, because as Will Smith said it best "Parents just don't understand". Regardless, we never made eye contact, because once that connection is established, you're gay.
Consider this part one of the James and Lee saga.
2012.
Oh... umm, no homo.
Hahahahahahahaha dear god if I've ever laughed harder I probably shat myself. And on the realest shit I ever said. Yall aint ready for what we got comin. Shits gonna be outta this fucking world.
I'll try to enjoy them lmao 
