Facts about Chuck Norris

by **AspirinE** » Jan 11th, '06, 15:35

Beehold the return of the Chuck Norris thread ^_^

by **AspirinE** » Jan 11th, '06, 15:39

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

by **AspirinE** » Jan 11th, '06, 15:42

g_killa wrote:lol nice to know what he makes of it

the chuck norris fact generator
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

just refresh the page to get a new fact.

by **AspirinE** » Jan 11th, '06, 15:43

Around the year 1956 in Texas, Chuck Norris ate so much steak that it immediately caused world hunger. He then staged a great cattle drive across the nation in order to supply the Texas steakhouse with enough beef for his next meal.

ahaahahahahaa

by **AspirinE** » Jan 11th, '06, 15:44

While attempting to grow a vagina one Thursday night in September, Chuck Norris accidently grew a third penis out of his fifth ball. At this point, he drank a beer.

by **AspirinE** » Jan 11th, '06, 15:46

Nostradamus

by **Coccoa** » Jan 11th, '06, 21:46

Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number
Chuck Norris' penis has a social security number

by **Sunni** » Jan 12th, '06, 09:40

by **AspirinE** » Jan 12th, '06, 09:46

Sunni wrote:You forgot one. "Chuck Norris has a hero. He's stronger, faster and more of a man than Chuck will ever be. His name is George Kontoleon".

LOL

"Chuck norris is so powerfull, that even chuck norris cant defeat him"

by **AspirinE** » Jan 12th, '06, 09:50

Sarah wrote:I'm kinda lost in this, like I think they're funny and all but who is Chuck Norris?

Roundhouse kick

by **AspirinE** » Jan 12th, '06, 09:58

Sarah wrote:^LOL. Ok thanx Asp. I think I've seen him somewhere

most probably on this show

by **AspirinE** » Jan 12th, '06, 10:02

Chuck Norris lucky number is one, becuase thats how many tries it takes him to accomplish any task.

Chuck Norris took 3 of every animal on his ark. Then he called Noah a pussy and roundhoused kicked a Minotaur.

by **Sunni** » Jan 12th, '06, 10:08

Why do ya like the douchebag so much?

by **AspirinE** » Jan 12th, '06, 10:13

Sunni wrote:Why do ya like the douchebag so much?

I dont -_-

this shit is just funny man

by **Sunni** » Jan 12th, '06, 10:17

They're not really that funny. Unless you replace Chuck Norris' name with Trey Parkers. Or mine.

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