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[VenomBlackViper]

Master Chief vs dead prez (I refuse to call you by your new name because I don't remember the exact spelling & I'm too lazy to check even though it would take less time than typing this) in a fist fight, who wins?

and yes it does count

n,igga

[dead prez]

Also take into the account the longevity of it, it only disbanded cause I left for a little while. Who knows how long it'd have been if I didn't call it off.

[Master Chief]

Master Chief vs dead prez (I refuse to call you by your new name because I don't remember the exact spelling & I'm too lazy to check even though it would take less time than typing this) in a fist fight, who wins?

and yes it does count

n,igga

Prez would win in a debate but I'm armed in real life so I would win. Fuck a fist fight. I rather not risk breaking my knuckles on someone.

It matches the numbers of the Ouran club, just need one more member (no VBV calling himself one doesn't count) than you'd have surpassed us.

It's not a competition, it's about having a happy Halo family for a period of time. The more, the better but I'm still satisfied with my current family.

Next? *sigh*

[Satire]

RUuRUu?

[VenomBlackViper]

RUuRUu?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZKL7yqYk8Y

[Satire]

RUuRUu?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZKL7yqYk8Y

[Master Chief]

RUuRUu?

Shut the fuck up, dude. Idiot.

Next like the MTV show that doesn't air anymore like a broken fan like Kid Cudi beating up a dude at his concert.

[Satire]

Are you ever going to run out of similes for next?

[Master Chief]

Are you ever going to run out of similes for next?

Until the fire inside dies and expires at thirty. What can I say? I'm a clever motherfucker. I'm a pro MC for a reason. I bet you won't be able to spot out all the literacy devices, SATIRE. Which I vastly included in this bitch like tampons. I'm the modern Shakespeare, fuck what Eminem thinks of himself. Yeah, bitch! I'm Shakespear like if you jacked off your long penis.

Next like a treasure hidden in the middle of a bird's nest.

[ThomasAguanis]

What do you think about the show House M.D.?

[Blu]

There, I changed my avatar to awesome Noble Six.
Am I allowed in your elite Halo army now?

[LordRain777]

One of us will tell you true,
One will always lie.
Just one question is your due,
And only one reply.
One right answer gets you through,
Which door will you try?

[VenomBlackViper]

Drugs, Alcohol & Sodomy?

[Master Chief]

What do you think about the show House M.D.?

Barely watch TV and when I do it's MTV, BET, VH1, Comedy Central, a basketball game or the rare boxing match. But I know that show, I just never watched it in my life.

There, I changed my avatar to awesome Noble Six.
Am I allowed in your elite Halo army now?

Hell yeah! Look at my sig. It's good to have you, Noble Six

One of us will tell you true,
One will always lie.
Just one question is your due,
And only one reply.
One right answer gets you through,
Which door will you try?

Doors are for squares. Damn, I'm on fire with these double/triple entendres and similes.

Drugs, Alcohol & Sodomy?

Yes to alcohol.
Maybe to drugs.
No to Sodomy.

Next like Dr. Dre when he's choosing the tracklist for Detox.

[Satire]

How does it feel when you're about to be the first Question Thread to reach 15 pages (A.K.A. "The Goal")?