Oooooh shiiiit.....

[BabyBLue91]

Lots of commotion for this guy.. must be a big a deal

[B.A.D.]

Lots of commotion for this guy.. must be a big a deal

hahahahahhahaha

you'll see when things start to get out of control hahahaha

Welcome Back Young C.O.A.

[Kosovic]

I woke up....srsly.

Its 10.30 here in the morning, i didnt go to faculty, i got no money and my stomach hurt like a bitch............. PARTY time!!!!

[Mr. Chambers]

good morning Vietnam!!!!!!

[Kosovic]

Its 15:15 and i already ate. I am Bog, and i am good.

[Mr. Chambers]

captains log:
January 26th 2010. 8:17 a.m.
i woke up about 45 minutes ago to the smell of urine and BBQ chicken. expecting to roll over and see chicken, i come to find out my bed wetting issue still had yet to resolve itself. I'm thinking of seeking professional help. i turned over to find a mermaid laying next to me, obviously dead, since thats what mermaid hunters do, hunt and kill mermaids. i still have not digested the fact that my parents never loved me......it hurts. i have no idea where my pants are, which kinda worries me, because i don't even remember wearing pants onto the boat. Why is this world so cold?

[Xray]

captains log:
January 26th 2010. 8:17 a.m.
i woke up about 45 minutes ago to the smell of urine and BBQ chicken. expecting to roll over and see chicken, i come to find out my bed wetting issue still had yet to resolve itself. I'm thinking of seeking professional help. i turned over to find a mermaid laying next to me, obviously dead, since thats what mermaid hunters do, hunt and kill mermaids. i still have not digested the fact that my parents never loved me......it hurts. i have no idea where my pants are, which kinda worries me, because i don't even remember wearing pants onto the boat. Why is this world so cold?

That's all the info anyone would need to diss you.

[Kosovic]

Considering this is nothing more than dumb shit to provoke public laughter, i highly doubt that.

[Mr. Chambers]

Captain's log
January 26th, 2010, 13:00
It's green, smelly and slimy. That is the feeling of the substance freely gushing out of my penis. I'm worried that i may have contracted something from the mermaid. What worries me even more is that it was not a mermaid, but a merman. So now i committed two sins, beastiality(sp?) and homosexuality. Talked to my on boat priest today (who is really just my friend edward, a 42 year old drunk who hasn't had an actual job in 20 years), and he suggested i find christ. i told him i left Jose back on the last island due to his inability to quit singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears. He knows i hate that song. Its the song i lost my virginity to. i was 32 at the time, and that was the worst ass kicking i had ever received to this date. My 14 year old neice did not appreciate the "surprise" or "life experience" i was trying to instill into her. Life sucks, and the bitch got fangs.

[Kosovic]

Seriously...... lol

[Mr. Chambers]

edit for koso

[*MIRANDA*]

u need to lay off the drugs

[Kosovic]

image dont show.... molim vas, probajte ponovo malo kasnije

[Mr. Chambers]

me no speaka english....

[Kosovic]

Mi neithaaaaaaah