Xray wrote:1. If you listen to new eminem songs and think it's amazing, and if you argue back, then you are instantly homosexual and it is okay to kill you.
2. If you think Relapse or Recovery is eminem's best work. And if you called it a classic, then you are basically getting tombstoned by two naked guys, one behind you, and one in front of you, while their having goes at shoving their cocks in your mouth simultaneously aka The "under" taker.
3. If you wear skinny jeans just because it's the new "fashion", and if you're up to date with fashion altogether. Because it is good for a male to look muscular and not soft, so your way of thinking has been affected and you no longer know what's gay and what isn't.
4. If you don't think pop music is made for faggots, and If you have famous non-hip hop songs in your mp3, especially if you know the words to the song. If you've accidentally heard a pop song in a club, bar or car, then you are okay, cause you don't like it any way.
5. If you agree with women, get along with them, and not do it for the sex. And if your best friend is a girl and you're not dating her, then you are a faggot and your friend is your degree, so you qualify.
6. If you tell your mom or dad you love them, or kiss them, or say you ever missed them. Matter of fact, if you ever tell your parents about your day, you're instantly a fucking faggot and you shouldn't chill with your friends anymore, because you are a snitch and you can't be trusted.
7. If you've never gotten in a fight, and haven't bled. Straight men bleed for what they believe in. Do you believe in yourself? Your Gucci bag can vouch for you.
8. If you see a rainbow and make a comment about it to the person next to you. This applies for butterflies and flowers also. Cause only flowers we know is....LIGHT IT UP MA NIQQAZ.
9. If you use the term "gangsta-rap" like it's too violent for you.
10. If you wear your hair long like Geno, and if you dye your hair.
11. If you talk overly soft and use proper grammar when you're talking.
12 If you think songs made in 2000 are oldschool, and if you hate them.
13. If you think life is beautiful and nothing is wrong with the world.
14. If you've ever said "ewwwwww" in real life.
15. If you watch movies that don't involve in someone being murdered.
16. If you have no dignity and wore pink during the pink era.
17. If you watch Two Guys and a Half NOT for the chicks.
18. If you've watched soft shows like OC, Glee.
19. If you've listened to blues or soul not for the purpose of sampling them.
20. If you visit the Eminem section regularly.
This list goes on, I might make a part two when I'm bothered.
This post needs a part 2
